Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
DARKS FOR PRESIDENT!
I ain’t no-one’s mascot! :op
Pay no attention to the lame old Grampa, Pippin. He’s a bit senile. Somehow he got the notion that I’m a smelly, fat beaver that lives in a hut and chews wood. I just humor the ol’ coot. :)
Yeah....and I’m so proud of you, Grampy! Do you know what year it is? Think real hard..... :P
Oohhhh, I just realized....it’s Friday the 13th and Darks is nowhere to be found! Everybody watch your backs!
You’re stuck in 1984, huh? Back when you were only 65....ah, those were the good ol’ days, right Gramps? Back when your senior discounts kicked in.....
Ohhh, I’m fat, smelly and cute! I’m moving up! Thanks, Grampa! You’re not so bad after all....sometimes.
AARB....heh! You get a brownie point for that one, Gramps! :P
Wow, Grampa is really nice today! Must have got his supply of geritol recently....:P
*patting your head*
Uhhhh.....yeah.....sure, Gramps! And I’ll even get you a senior discount! Just send me the cash and I’ll take care of the details if you’re interested.....
You owe me from last year, Lame. I’m still waiting for my autographed book that you wrote that was dedicated to me. :P
And BTW, where’s my box o’ chocolates, Grampa Gump? :P
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