Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Not really.. I think.
Badddddddddddddd Darks!!
Hey, it was nummy.
Haggis, though, I didn’t care for.
Unngh....Okay, I’ll let you think about that one. I know, it was a really hard question. :P
Going to a friends house for dinner tonight....behave while I’m gone. You’re getting a pop quiz later on, so think real hard, Darks. Work that gray matter between your ears!!
Okers.
I promise not to wander during my sleep tonight.
And I promise not to tip the vase in the kitchen should I wander anyway.
...and leave the gnomes alone, too. :P
I promise, no rocket propelled chainsaw gnomes.
Well, I never set foot in a mall if I can help it. Does that count?
Now that's just sick! 
Which puts me in mind of an old favorite.
For Men: 15 Things you can do at Wal-Mart while your wife/girlfriend is taking her sweet time shopping:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly .. 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
I thought it was the other way around. 
innit just!
why does this thread get weird whenever I LEAVE?
sanity!
Hello, {{{{BQ}}}}!
Who turned out the lights!
No, it doesn’t get weird when you leave. It pretty much stays weird.
what I suspaected!
"Between you and me Pip, I think everyone else is really weird.....
And, come to think of it, I'm not so sure about you...."
:-)
Now I know you're weird for sure......
We are the sane ones!
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