Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
;-)
Lol! Got crack? Hehehe.
What is the world coming to?
Awww, I didn’t mean to make you cry, Grampa. I promise not to make fun of your wardrobe any more. Just please stop looking for excuses to bend over. :P
After being asked so many times by you, I simply oblige.....
:-)
*guffaw*
You must be confusing me with Button again...:P
Dang.......
:-)
For the last time, Gramps. Gran is button. I be Peanut. You be Lame. :P
Gran, don't let her do this to you..........
:-)
“You were born here... in this place. I know.. I was there.” -Paxton Fettel from the game FEAR.
I was born in 1975, the year Comet West split into four pieces.
(The four horsemen were born! Ia! We arrive!)
Though I arrived about mid June.
But yes, something like that.
“I’m WAY too young to remember the 70’s” -derrly
Young and impressionable Sharkey.
A challenge that even Gran can appreciate.
The warping of another mind, resistance is futile but appreciated.
*Ducking behind reef*
She just doesn't want to admit she knows anything about the seventies.........and who would?
Only the most twisted souls would admit to having anything to do with the 70’s.
Derrly, the closet 70’s gal.
*Dancing QUEEEN. Young and SWEET. ONLY seventeeeeeen..* -By those bouncy Swedes.. ABBA.
FOFLOL. What can I say, Dahlin', we have great food, wonderful parties, beautiful scenery, agreeable weather most of the year, fab-u-lous college football and handsome men. With all that all around us all the time we must do our best to not just equal but surpass that standard. :)
Careful Sharkey, she’s luring you in!
9-1-1 Calls tha weren'tDispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house & took a bite out of my ham & cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse Me?
Caller: I made a ham & cheese sandwich & left it on the kitchen table & when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before & I am sick & tired of it.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one & nine eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant & her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yea, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn. . .I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at the pay phone. North & Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: NO
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Runing from the police.
I swear it isn’t my fault.
Howyadoing, Darks?
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