9-1-1 Calls tha weren'tDispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house & took a bite out of my ham & cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse Me?
Caller: I made a ham & cheese sandwich & left it on the kitchen table & when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before & I am sick & tired of it.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one & nine eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant & her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yea, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn. . .I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at the pay phone. North & Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: NO
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Runing from the police.
I swear it isn’t my fault.