Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Ask her for it! I did!
Welcome to the DD room, Randy!
Here is a list of 30 things a redneck male will NEVER say:
30. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen.
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
23. Wrestling’s fake.
22. We’re vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I’ve got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
-9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
-8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
-7. Checkmate.
-6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
-5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
-4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
-3. You All.
-2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND NUMBER ONE....
-1. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving.
You are up late Yorkie.
Source: Robert Heinlein.
Just because you’re driving doesn’t mean you can’t tell us what number 1 is.
Not really - I turn in between 12 and 1 (usually).
You, on the other hand, are up early. ;-)
Now, how did you know that? I got it in my email yesterday, found it fun, and decided to share the smiles.
You a redneck? ;-)
I read it once in one of his stories a couple decades ago.
(My mind can be a spooky place)...
When I move back to the South I’m getting a tee-shirt that says:
Redneck in training
Please be patient
That would be a great shirt, Nully! When are you moving?
Here’s a fun Jeff Foxworthy list:
http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml
The funniest t-shirt I ever saw was on a 350 pound man. It said, “Recovering anorexic”.
Soon, or not soon.
My Gael ancestors would be ashamed of me.
I tried learning Gaelic, and experienced Epic Fail.
I prefer talking like a pirate myself........
:-)
Uh... I dunno.
*Whoosh, into the pit!*
You still have a chance.
The two comparatively ‘major’ Gaelic nations in the modern era are Scotland (Scottish Gaelic-speaking population approx.
60,000 native speakers) and Ireland (which has over 200,000). Communities where the language is still spoken natively are restricted largely to the west coast of each country and especially the Hebrides in Scotland. However, large proportions of Gaelic speakers also live in the cities of Glasgow and Edinburgh in Scotland, as well as Galway, Cork and Dublin in Ireland.
There are between 500 - 1,000 Canadian Gaels although they are generally of a very advanced age and concentrated in Nova Scotia, Cape Breton Island and Newfoundland. According to the 2000 US CensusPDF (123 KiB), there are over 25,000 Irish-speakers in the United States with the majority found in urban areas with large Irish-American communities such as Boston, New York City and Chicago.
Go n-éirí an t-ádh leat! Ádh mór ort!
Awwww, sweet! I love animal videos. Sometimes I think they’re smarter than a lot of people I know!
(not anyone in DD though, of course!) :)
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