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I read it once in one of his stories a couple decades ago.

(My mind can be a spooky place)...

When I move back to the South I’m getting a tee-shirt that says:

Redneck in training
Please be patient

[yorkie]

That would be a great shirt, Nully! When are you moving?

Here’s a fun Jeff Foxworthy list:

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml

The funniest t-shirt I ever saw was on a 350 pound man. It said, “Recovering anorexic”.

[derllak]

Nutly is flying south for the winter? A little late, aren’t you? Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll pick up on the redneck thing very quickly. But don’t forget, to be a really authentic redneck, you’ll have to wear droopy drawers and walk with a slight limp too.