American Idol 2008--Live Thread

americanidol.com ^ | 1-14-08

[silent_jonny]

LOL--Found the McDeathGlare :)

[Shelayne]

Well, well.

David Hernandez leaves the stage.

Buh-bye.

The bottom three didn’t surprise me at all. I thought it was going to be Kristy Lee, and she did too. Poor thing. I thought she was cute saying, “Where’s my microphone?”

I thought Kat looked amazing. How cool for her that she is getting to work with David Foster.

I didn’t care for the group number, and **in my best Simon voice** if I’m going to be completely honest, that whole call-in segment was painful to watch. Radio on TV doesn’t work. I think Jason Castro’s reaction was how I felt. The recoiling in horror and fidgeting part, not so much the giggling and wanting to be Paula (???).

This show could be 5 minutes.

Seacrest: Everyone is safe except these three bottom feeders: Syesha, Kristy Lee, and there’s a special place for you on my lap Hernandez.

(they shuffle down and stand uncomfortably)

Seacrest: Seriously, the reason you are on the bottom three is that you were the ones that America voted for LEAST. They didn’t care for your songs, and frankly we are not going to torture them with having to endure them again, so just say Sayonara to the suckiest of the bunch—and I mean that in the best way, David— because it is YOU.

(Crowd boos. Ramiele flings herself from the balcony in despair. The Monchichi sobs all over Jason Castro’s dreads)

Seacrest (to crowd): Yeah, right. You didn’t vote for him either. Please. Back to your **cough cough** pizza parlor job now. (pushing him toward the exit) Seacrest OUT.

Simon: I KNEW it. I just KNEW it, Ryan. (camera pans to audience where Danny Noriega is jumping up and down excitedly)

Fade to promotional spot for “Moment of Truth” where the host is asking the contestant: “Did you at any time find yourself sexually attracted to your parakeet?”

[silent_jonny]

Or Hey Jude or Sgt. Pepper.

I bet Monchichi will do Hey Jude, and play piano while he sings it.

The crowd will love it ... Paula will be in tears :-/

[silent_jonny]

I agree he looks pissed. No lap dance for Seacrest.

ROFLMAO!

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Paula will be in tears

Is that connected to anything else in your post, or just an astute prediction of her emotional state next week?

[silent_jonny]

NO MORE SWEATER VESTS! (or faux hawks)

I agree. We must add those to the banned list.

[silent_jonny]

hope the gay bar dancer gets the boot!

He's booted, faster than Spitzer out of the governor's mansion :)

[skateman]

Who is Edgar?

[skateman]

I suspect the band Doxology is not gonna sue, cause their lawyers have told them that they have no case.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Dress was so short, I saw her McNugget!

LOL!

[silent_jonny]

Jim McGreevey is terribly disappointed, but he's looking forward to chatting up Spitzer to ask if Spitz ever came across any good gay bordellos. This is what ex-Dim governors do to ease the pain.

LOL!! And the scary thing is, that's probably not far from the truth.

[silent_jonny]

You’re welcome, EG :)

[skateman]

You are excused. Why did you come over here in the first place?

[silent_jonny]

“It’s a joke! When ever you look at me like that, it’s a joke!” - Homer Simpson

LOL--I can hear Homer's voice saying that.

For our uninvited guest: "It's a joke! When no one agrees with your assinine comment, it's a joke!" :)

[silent_jonny]

that is what I call an “anal” individual. ;)

LOL--I was thinking of a word close to that :)

[mfccinsd]

I’ve still not gotten to watch yet, and I’d imagine he (like many others) thought Kristy would go...so I can see him being shocked/upset, etc. but really mad is interesting.

Wonder if we’ll hear rumbles about him in the media blaming AI/Ryan for Ryan’s veiled reference to his long/tough/whatever-the-adjective-was last week, and that reminding people (or making others search out if they’d somehow not hear the stripper thing) about the off show stuff.

If he’s really angry I could see him hinting at that...

[rock_lobsta]

Missed the whole show.... Bowling night!

Well... David, the gay stripper of melisma...

YOU'RE LAP-DANCING WITH DUNKLEMAN!!!

And good riddance...

Sheesh. If you're going to be gay, at least be a man like Danny and admit it...

[silent_jonny]

ROFLMAO to your entire post :)

[silent_jonny]

Is that connected to anything else in your post, or just an astute prediction of her emotional state next week?

Monchichi will go for the heart-tugging manipulative song next week, since he bombed so badly this week. That's why I think, whatever song he chooses, Paula will be moved to tears by his next performance :)

[silent_jonny]

YOU'RE LAP-DANCING WITH DUNKLEMAN!!!

LOL!