Posted on 01/10/2008 6:39:15 AM PST by csvset
DURHAM, N.C. -- A Durham man accused of drunkenly driving into a yard was found after police followed a smelly trail of dog feces footprints.
Police said 18-year-old Josue Herrios-Coronilla drove his black Camaro on the wrong side of the road Wednesday and crashed into the yard of Bill McDonald, the owner of four dogs.
When police arrived, they found crushed bushes, a damaged fence, an inoperable car -- and a fresh shoe print in a pile of dog feces.
Following an odoriferous trail down the street, Durham police Sergeant Dale Gunter noticed a white van driving toward him. When he asked the passenger to step out, he noticed alcohol on the man's breath and evidence all over his shoes.
Herrios-Coronilla was charged with driving while impaired and drinking underage.
If the sh** print fits, you must convict.
Honest, Ossifer, I was jus shinin’ my shoes...
“Josue Herrios-Coronilla “
I believe he would have said, “Chit, mang! Its on my choose!”
Sh*t happens!
I hope the Durham police checked this felon’s green card and not just his shoes.
He’s in some deep stuff now.
Now that's funny, right there, I don't care who ya are.
Scatology and the law ping.
Interesting... I had always heard that stepping in poop was an omen of good luck. I guess I can discard that theory!
Ossifer, that’s shoe polish! You don’t know sh!t from Shinola.
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