Son Attacked After Urinating On Mom

WSPA ^ | Dec 26, 2007 | Andy Pierrotti

[forkinsocket]

A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges.

City police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed.

21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday.

City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."

[metmom]

I think I can see why there’s problems from the get go.

[metmom]

This is from The Onion, right? Right?!

I can't imagine even they could think something this bizarre up

[Titan Magroyne]

Don’t pooh me, Ping Bear!

[Slings and Arrows]

Attacked? There's people in San Francisco who'd pay good money for that!

[Slings and Arrows]

That is not normal, even for South Carolina.

New Mexico, on the other hand...

[SC Swamp Fox]

There's people in San Francisco who'd pay good money for that!

Yeah, but in SC he's lucky she only cut him.

[cowboyway]

Yeah, but in SC he's lucky she only cut him.

Especially in Spartanburg.

[maine-iac7]

Mother's last name is Jones...her SON'S last name is CARSON!!

could be for reason's you assume - but let's not blanket condemn -

My last name only matches my last child and I live alone - because I remarried = and now both husbands are deceased - and I am really tired of people "assuming" and having the effrontery to ask, with a smirk: "Why is YOUR last name different?"

I used to answer with, depending on the level of the smirk: 1. just walking away, or 2. saying "If, at any time in the future I should deem it pressing that you have that information, I will let you know." - and THEN I walk away.

Now, I just walk away...

[Ann Archy]

Good grief!! The father of your child DIED.....huge difference in a divorce. Don’t be so touchy...pretty sure you knew what I meant when I said DIVORCE.

[windcliff]

ping

[littlehouse36]

I tried to read this article to my husband and was laughing so hard I was CRYING!

[LucyJo]

Now, THAT is funny. LOL.

[Grizzled Bear]

“That’s the last straw, honey boy!” exclaimed a soggy Tigger as he grabbed the butcher’s knife, “That’s the last time you pee on THIS Tigger!”

“Oh bother!” groaned Pooh as the knife slid into his soft, yielding, flesh.

[Palladin]

ROFL and BUMP...

[yorkie]

Tx, Pal! ;-)

[Grizzled Bear]

Did either of you ever see this one?

[RebeccaAmerica]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! I’m sorry, but, that’s funny. Poop bear.