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1 posted on 12/29/2007 7:46:22 AM PST by fanfan
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To: fanfan

Finally.. some news I can use...


2 posted on 12/29/2007 7:48:53 AM PST by tje
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To: fanfan

Just what ever you do, don’t give beer to your dog. Yikes!


3 posted on 12/29/2007 7:49:45 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: oldfart

Ping.


4 posted on 12/29/2007 7:53:26 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: fanfan
Somebody HAD to post it!
5 posted on 12/29/2007 7:56:43 AM PST by digger48
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To: Larry Lucido; Eaker; hiredhand; sit-rep; Tijeras_Slim

Educational ping......


7 posted on 12/29/2007 8:03:46 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: fanfan
To me this article is spoiled by the first sentence. I get so sick of wives being perfect and complaining about their husbands. On tv commercials the husband is always the idiot. How would it be if men were always spraying down their wives’ odors with room freshener or secretly sneaking her decaf instead of normal coffee for instance? Men should hate tv. They are usually dumb and no respect.
8 posted on 12/29/2007 8:09:01 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: CougarGA7

You missed your calling.


10 posted on 12/29/2007 8:11:48 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: fanfan

Thanks for “passing” this along...


12 posted on 12/29/2007 8:14:59 AM PST by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist!)
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To: fanfan

Reminds me of the old George Carlin routine on farts - “the one that goes whoosh”


14 posted on 12/29/2007 8:17:26 AM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: fanfan

They need to study my brother-in-law because there’s some spawn of hell using his intestines as a workshop.


15 posted on 12/29/2007 8:20:44 AM PST by SeafoodGumbo
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To: fanfan
This is a serious subject..lets not get in the gutter with these comments.


16 posted on 12/29/2007 8:30:27 AM PST by woofie
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To: fanfan
Well, you are finally posting something of merit.

Signed,
A Blue Angel

20 posted on 12/29/2007 8:41:56 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: fanfan

“..You know, if you hadn’t said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses.”


22 posted on 12/29/2007 8:51:42 AM PST by ThomasThomas (An investigative journalist is one who uses spellcheck.)
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I fart in A Capella.
24 posted on 12/29/2007 8:57:24 AM PST by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: fanfan
"I know a lot about gas," says Dr. Michael Levitt, the American gastroenterologist who has unravelled much of what is known about human flatulence.

There was once an NPR story about intestinal gas and their expert was a guy named Dr. Colin Leakey. That was a funny moment.
25 posted on 12/29/2007 8:59:24 AM PST by aruanan
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Only certain people have bacteria in the gastric systems that produce methane, Dr. Levitt says. And only methane-producers can perform the time-honoured frat house trick of igniting a blue flame when they hold a match to an escaping fart.

I guarantee you that most people are those "certain people."
26 posted on 12/29/2007 9:00:51 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a “Light a Match” ping!


29 posted on 12/29/2007 9:05:51 AM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; Lurkin Lurch

Ping!


30 posted on 12/29/2007 9:08:21 AM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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But producing less gas might create another problem for women -- and the people around them. Levitt's research suggests women's flatulence is more ... aromatic.

I KNEW it!

37 posted on 12/29/2007 9:54:46 AM PST by skeeter
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44 posted on 12/29/2007 10:37:00 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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