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Iowa Man Spends Christmas Eve in Septic Tank
Fox News ^
| December 26, 2007
Posted on 12/26/2007 10:45:04 AM PST by Zakeet
DES MOINES, Iowa — Christmas Eve stunk for Robert Schoff.
The 77-year-old Des Moines man got stuck in his septic tank.
"It wasn't good, I'll tell you what," Schoff told the Des Moines Register. "It was the worst Christmas Eve I've ever had."
Schoff's holiday adventure started Monday when he dug a hole and reached inside to find a clog. He lost his balance and became wedged in the opening of the tank.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: christmas; iowa; septic; septictank; sewage
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Let'er rip.
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:45:05 AM PST
by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
Man, I hope he used anti-bacterial soap when he got out.
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:47:38 AM PST
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
To: Zakeet
"Christmas Eve stunk for Robert Schoff." Captain Obvious writes the news!!!
To: Zakeet; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
And I thought my Christmas was bad......PING!!
To: Zakeet
Sorry,
I thought this was another Hillary thread.
To: Zakeet
Guess he was drumming up support for Mitt.
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:53:14 AM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: Zakeet
man, what a crappy christmas eve that was.
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:54:12 AM PST
by
glide625
To: Zakeet
Volunteer, looking for Hillary voters.
To: Zakeet
Many people get in the tank on the holidays, but this goes too far...
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:55:44 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Silent Night, Smelly Night)
To: Zakeet
I spent Christmas in New Orleans once.
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:56:32 AM PST
by
Soliton
To: Zakeet
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:56:57 AM PST
by
najida
(RIP Crazy Lulu)
To: Zakeet
Coulda been worse.
He could’ve spent it with his in-laws.
To: Zakeet
“Hey - Robert - when we asked you to come by for some egg nog on Christamas day - tell ya what - how ‘bout we make it next year. Have a good one. Bye.”
To: Zakeet
Man I hate when that happens. It can really ruin a day....Christmas or not.
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posted on
12/26/2007 10:59:36 AM PST
by
abigailsmybaby
(I was born with nothing. So far I have most of it left.)
To: Zakeet
"It wasn't good, I'll tell you what," Schoff told the Des Moines Register.
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posted on
12/26/2007 11:00:53 AM PST
by
OCC
To: Zakeet
Obviously trying to avoid all the political ads on TV..the phone calls, and the door to door canvassers.
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posted on
12/26/2007 11:14:36 AM PST
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
"Obviously trying to avoid all the political ads on TV..the phone calls, and the door to door canvassers."He couldn't find a better place to hide???
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
But no way they’d follow him there...
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posted on
12/26/2007 11:22:24 AM PST
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
I’d go to the Biker Bar...they are not following me there, unless they want an ass whoopin...
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
12/26/2007 11:36:14 AM PST
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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