There has to be an ICanHazCheezburger Cat piture!
Posted on 12/26/2007 8:08:46 AM PST by Graybeard58
It seems to me that we are getting a lot of new members and the following may be helpful to them.
Live in a solid "red" state and when anybody complains about some asinine law in their blue state, tell them to "just move from there". The simplistic solution is always the best one. Refer to California as Californicate or Kalifornia. The people's republic of (insert state name here) is always good.
When an article appears about something negative happening in public schools, proudly proclaim that all your kids are home schooled and geniuses to boot. Extra points if you also state "Publik educashun suks" extra, extra points if you put "home school" in caps and add a few exclamination points.
Any article posted about guns being used in a crime, be sure to ask what caliber gun was used and berate the author for leaving out that very relevant fact. If the good guy shot at the bad guy and missed, tell everybody that he needs more range time. Helpful also to mention what an excellent marksman you are. Post a picture of one of your guns for extra points.
When an article about those deceptive credit card companies is posted, post a reply stating one of the following, "I don't have a credit card and never will", or "I have credit cards but pay all balances if full every month", extra points if yours is the first reply on the matter. If you can squeeze it in there, also let folks know that you don't own a television set anymore and haven't since 1967. If you can't get that in, you'll just have to wait for a thread about the MSM to post it. Don't even hint at the fact that most articles posted here are from the MSM.
A "noob" or "Newbie" is a member who has been here one day less than you have, an old timer has been here at least one day longer. Noobs opinions don't mean very much because they all started forming their political philosophies the day they signed up here.
Become adept at using these terms, Noobie, troll, DUer, idiot, bigot, moron (preferred spelling - "maroon"), IBTZ etc.
Join one or more of the following as soon as possible, Spelling police, grammar police, thread police. Extra points if you join all three
I'm not fully coffeed up yet,am I logged in? Any helpful suggestions or additions are welcome.
Well,
Ya know you’ve made it when a thread gets moved to the smokey back room (there’s still a SBR isn’t there??)
Of course you will!! 8^)
(I may have to add that to my "requierments list"
from my profile page:
My Favorite FReepers,
in NO particular ODOR (if you find yourself on this list it is because you posted something that either;
1)made me laugh
B) smile & ponder the relevance of my own existence
4) blush, think, sigh, dream, wet my britches
or E) all of the above:
It usually takes some series flaming before that happens. You wanna start?
Good to see you keeping the dream alive Grandson!!
Hmmm,
Not feeling particularly flamable right now....
However, I’m having bean soup for supper...get back to me then.
Ha ha ha great pic!!
Oh...we had white bean soup for lunch in the cafeteria...but I am still not flamable....ha ha ha
There has to be an ICanHazCheezburger Cat piture!
I did not realize that he went missing on my birthday. wow.
Hahahaha!
I just read somewhere that his name is Lou. Sounds too good to be true.
Pretty good idea for a n00bie!
Keep me posted, I’ll be in the shower.
I have to take a shower , please keep me posted on this
I hate you ;(
Most excellent. Two birds with one stone. :)
Yeah, I started to run with it, but hesitated not knowing if grjr21 might be a dude...
I will hold on “pick up the soap” comments.
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