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Wild boar scatters French Christmas shoppers: police
AFP on Yahoo ^ | 12/22/07 | AFP

Posted on 12/22/2007 3:19:28 PM PST by NormsRevenge

POITIERS, France (AFP) - It was no bull in a china shop, but a wild boar rampaged through a clothes shop in western France on Saturday before being felled by bullets, police said.

Christmas shoppers and employees were evacuated from the store and the 90-kilo (198-pound) boar began charging at police, before falling in a hail of bullets early in the afternoon.

Just how the animal entered the shop, located in a commercial area near the city of Poitiers, remains a mystery. But three boars were spotted during the day in the region bordering the countryside, a police statement said.

The other two apparently returned to their usual habitat.

Local forest service officials believe the boars are part of a larger group they are trying to relocate which have been spotted in the region, the statement said.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: boar; france; freepun; french; pig; sanglier; scatters; shoppers
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1 posted on 12/22/2007 3:19:29 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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A young wild boar stands in the grass with a herd of heifers in May 2007 in a field at Lohuec, France. It was no bull in a china shop, but a wild boar rampaged through a clothes shop in western France on Saturday before being felled by bullets, police said. (AFP/File/Fred Tanneau)


2 posted on 12/22/2007 3:21:31 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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Ok, I was gonna ask where is aL Gore today?

Two remain on the loose in their “usual habitat”


3 posted on 12/22/2007 3:23:05 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: NormsRevenge
Ok, I was gonna ask where is aL Gore today?

That's "boor," not "boar."

4 posted on 12/22/2007 3:25:53 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (whose spirit is hillary channelling these days?)
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To: NormsRevenge

5 posted on 12/22/2007 3:28:08 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (whose spirit is hillary channelling these days?)
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To: NormsRevenge

Was it a berka shop?


6 posted on 12/22/2007 3:31:58 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: NormsRevenge

AlGore?


7 posted on 12/22/2007 3:47:12 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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I can’t believe I am the first to say,,,,so what weapon brought him down?

I had thought there would be a spirited discussion involving arguments about the kind of ammo and how to cook him by now.


8 posted on 12/22/2007 3:49:19 PM PST by cajungirl
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Well, it was in France so a discussion of the appropriate sauce would also expected.


9 posted on 12/22/2007 3:55:48 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: NonValueAdded

LOL—No injuries were reported as knife-wielding chefs stampeded to the scene.


10 posted on 12/22/2007 4:20:17 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: NormsRevenge

That’ll feed a lot of muslims down at the soup kitchen.


11 posted on 12/22/2007 4:56:35 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: NormsRevenge

OK, I’ll say it.

BORING!


12 posted on 12/22/2007 4:56:45 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks (What goes oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards!©®™)
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To: the invisib1e hand
Rosie O'Donnell snagged!

13 posted on 12/22/2007 4:59:10 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks (What goes oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards!©®™)
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To: cajungirl

Was he shot with a smoothbore?


14 posted on 12/22/2007 4:59:49 PM PST by DeaconBenjamin
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To: DeaconBenjamin

ATleast someone ought to mention Concealed carry as in “if there was a dude with a concealed carry, he coulda brought down this sucker without,,,,well without all the rest of the gunfire.”


15 posted on 12/22/2007 7:09:41 PM PST by cajungirl
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To: NonValueAdded

Boar gumbo,,the only way to go.


16 posted on 12/22/2007 7:10:11 PM PST by cajungirl
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To: Clint N. Suhks

the resemblance is uncanny.


17 posted on 12/23/2007 1:39:22 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (whose spirit is hillary channelling these days?)
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To: NormsRevenge
France and Pigs.

We were on an exercises is France years ago and were to link up with another element at a location on the map. The translation from the map was something like Pig Woods.

When we got into the woods, after climbing a six foot wire fence, we noticed some little piggies back in the underbrush.

Our other element linked up with us just before dark and I showed my buddy a nice place to set up his stuff for the night - On a little foot path.

In the middle of the night we hear a blood curdling scream and “There's a pig in my hooch.” In the moon light we can see his poncho flapping up and down, grunts and squeals renting the air, little piggies running everywhere and him cursing a blue streak.

We were laughing so hard we had tears in our eyes. Momma and the babies had been walking down the game path and she went up under the poncho and stepped on him. He, of course jumped up and screamed, which caused her to try and jump up but was held down by the poncho and the fight was on.

He was still my friend in the morning.

18 posted on 12/23/2007 3:56:01 AM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: cajungirl
Boar gumbo,,the only way to go.

With wild hog, yeah. You want to boil that a long time. It's tough, stringy and gamy. The chops and ham, ew.

The ribs, on the other hand, if you cook 'em slow, might be some good eats.

19 posted on 12/23/2007 4:00:00 AM PST by ReignOfError
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To: PeteB570
The translation from the map was something like Pig Woods.

Les bois des cochones?

Hey. I took French for three years. I have to try to get some use out of it every now and then.

In the middle of the night we hear a blood curdling scream and “There's a pig in my hooch.”

If I had a nickel for every woman who ... oh, never mind.

He was still my friend in the morning.

I love a great story with a happy ending.

20 posted on 12/23/2007 4:05:09 AM PST by ReignOfError
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