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Caption these particpants in NARAL's "We're Not Backing Down" photo petition (barf alert)
Flickr ^ | 12/18/07 | naralprochoiceamerica

Posted on 12/19/2007 7:35:54 AM PST by redstates4ever



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To: PBRSTREETGANG

JUDITH: I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.

REG: Agreed. Francis?

FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith’s point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man—

STAN: Or woman.

FRANCIS: Or woman... to rid himself—

STAN: Or herself.

FRANCIS: Or herself.

REG: Agreed.

FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.

STAN: Or sister.

FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?

REG: I think you’d finished.

FRANCIS: Oh. Right.

REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man—

STAN: Or woman.

REG: Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.

STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?

STAN: I want to be one.

REG: What?

STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.

REG: What?!

STAN/LORETTA: It’s my right as a man.

JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

STAN/LORETTA: I want to have babies.

REG: You want to have babies?!

STAN/LORETTA: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.

REG: But... you can’t have babies.

STAN/LORETTA: Don’t you oppress me.

REG: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

STAN/LORETTA: [crying]

JUDITH: Here! I— I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.

FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

REG: What’s the point?

FRANCIS: What?

REG: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!

FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

< /LIFE OF BRIAN >


22 posted on 12/19/2007 8:32:33 AM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: redstates4ever

From what?


23 posted on 12/19/2007 8:35:26 AM PST by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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To: redstates4ever
That does not look like a woman to me....
24 posted on 12/19/2007 8:49:05 AM PST by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: redstates4ever

25 posted on 12/19/2007 8:49:17 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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To: redstates4ever
To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

26 posted on 12/19/2007 8:52:20 AM PST by SweetCaroline (***Your own healing is the Greatest Message of Hope to others!***)
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To: mnehrling

kinda like the tshirt they have for sale in the kids section of tshirthell.com.

“now that i’m safe, i’m pro-choice”


27 posted on 12/19/2007 8:56:11 AM PST by absolootezer0 (white male christian hetero married gun toting SUV driving motorcycle riding conservative smoker)
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To: redstates4ever
"We're Not Backing Down"

OK, we'll just settle for you turning your back ... please!

28 posted on 12/19/2007 9:26:46 AM PST by mikrofon (Merry Christmas to All!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; A knight without armor; aardvark1; albee; albertp; ...
Caption-A-Rama PING!

Please FReepmail me (ShorelineMike) to be added to, or removed from, the Caption-A-Rama PING list.

Also, please FReepmail me if you spot a juicy thread.

29 posted on 12/19/2007 9:43:16 AM PST by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: ShorelineMike
Well dearie, you're not backing 'em up either....


30 posted on 12/19/2007 9:46:15 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: redstates4ever



Disgusting how she brings the kids into it....they could've been aborted if she decided to do so, since she thinks it's OK.

More babies are murdered in America every day than Islamic terrorists kill in a MONTH! According to TheReligionofPeace.com's monthly jihad tracker, 1138 people were killed at the hands of terrorists in November. 4000 babies are murdered in the womb in the US alone EACH DAY! For crying out loud, that is an embarassment and a gross immorality. F**k liberalism!
31 posted on 12/19/2007 9:55:57 AM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
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To: redstates4ever; wagglebee

(ahem)

Ladies...not backing down? Viva the selfish promiscuity agenda! You’re underpricing yourselves, devaluing yourselves.

And then you wonder why you can’t find a man who will commit his life to you. You can’t have your wedding cake before the honeymoon and eat it too....


32 posted on 12/19/2007 9:56:58 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Maybe it’s just my opinion, but as ugly as most of them are, I’m surprised they can find a guy to sleep with them in the first place.


33 posted on 12/19/2007 9:59:20 AM PST by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: redstates4ever

34 posted on 12/19/2007 10:19:18 AM PST by The G Man (The NY Times did "great harm to the United States" - President George W. Bush 6/26/06)
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To: wagglebee
Maybe it’s just my opinion, but as ugly as most of them are, I’m surprised they can find a guy to sleep with them in the first place.

Most of them are probably man hating lesbians.

35 posted on 12/19/2007 10:37:15 AM PST by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: redstates4ever

Nobody wants to do them anyway.


36 posted on 12/19/2007 11:11:01 AM PST by Alouette (Vicious Babushka)
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To: redstates4ever

Evil never backs down. After all, what has it got to lose?


37 posted on 12/19/2007 11:40:45 AM PST by dsc
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

*applause*


38 posted on 12/19/2007 11:54:11 AM PST by redstates4ever
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To: absolootezer0
“now that i’m safe, i’m pro-choice”

Sad, but funny.

39 posted on 12/19/2007 11:54:48 AM PST by redstates4ever
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To: rllngrk33

If men don’t get a say in the abortion, why do lesbians, gay men, and menopausal women get a say? They won’t get one either.


40 posted on 12/19/2007 1:45:23 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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