Let's see all your research PROVING that the FSM didn't create everything. I want to see it. In a bowl. With alfredo sauce.
First, cough up some grant money. Then I'll prove to you, that the FSM itself was in fact created by the evolutionary process of eggs falling in wheat fields, trampled and mixed together by dinosaurs, and rained on, trampled some more, squeezing this now biological goo through small holes in the earths crust, zapped by a freak lightening storm, becoming a living thing.
Alfredo Sauce?
HERESY!
Now I’ll never vote for you for President!
I would, but I was hungry.