12-yr-old relies on Worl of Warcraft knowledge to fend off real life moose attack

http://razorwire.warcry.com/news/view/79504-12-yr-old-relies-on-WoW-knowledge-to-fend-off-real-life-moose-attack ^

[marthemaria]

Just a silly little story you might like?

[DvdMom]

bump

[SIDENET]

If he were into Dungeons and Dragons, he would have been trampled trying to cast a spell.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Heh - wonder if feigning death can get me out of a boring afternoon meeting...

[Professional Engineer]

bttt

[null and void]

No. I’ve tried it.

[Uriah_lost]

If your boss is too high a level, he’ll resist it and continue the attack. It happens to me all the time.

[Rick.Donaldson]

Heh - wonder if feigning death can get me out of a boring afternoon meeting...

It’s working for me pretty often. Hahaha

(And feigning death in WOW can only be done by a Hunter! IIRC)

[Rick.Donaldson]

then again, I work for the government, so they aren’t too high level.

[CougarGA7]

If he played Call of Duty he could have gunned that moose down and gotten some moose meat.

[RabidBartender]

Screaming “Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins” and running around everyone doesn’t have the desired effect, either.

[Froufrou]

If you fall asleep, you mean? ;o)

Mebbe you’d better have one of those breathright nose strips so your snoring won’t drown out the speaker...just saying...

I have no rebound for the drool, however...

[null and void]

I have no rebound for the drool, however...

Tell them you're a drummer?

[Froufrou]

Durn! I was looking for Homer drooling but I couldn’t find it!

Whenever I fall asleep in an important public place, I always further embarrass myself by jerking violently and waking myself up, usually with my face stuck to my arm...again, the drool...

[Hegemony Cricket]

[Froufrou]

Thank you, HC. You’re a gentleman and a caller!

[Froufrou]

I meant to say ‘gentleman in a collar...’

[Moose4]

Hey, I’ve got a 70 warrior that feigns death pretty good.

OK, he’s not feigning.

}:-)4

[Eddie01]

In another story out of Massachusettes, police were called to a disturbance just outside Terry's Liquor Barn where patrons report Moose entered the establisment reeking of river water and birch bark.

After knocking over two canned goods displays and a jerky consession Moose stumbbled out to the street where he was met by local sheriffs. A negotiator was brought in, the trouble?:

Apparently, Moose was distraught over a youtube video showing Ann Coulter pleading with the electorate to not vote for Fred Thompson. Addition ramblings revealed Moose was harboring anger over CNNs sham debate tactics and Republicans willingness to participate.

Police were able to end the standoff by playing dead. After a few minutes it began to snow, Moose became uninterested and was seen wandering off toward his home on near a fashionable cedar swamp.

[G8 Diplomat]

LOL! That has got to be one of the weirdest headline I’ve seen in awhile. Actually I saw one about cows falling off 300-foot cliffs and smashing cars a few weeks ago, this takes second place.