Federal charges against Lisbon man dropped (Picture of accused is priceless)

WWTI-TV ^ | 12/1/2007 | staff

[Squantos]

Dead on ........I thought it was Eaker but remembered someone said he couldn’t grow hair .

[Bernard]

Completely off-topic, but when I went to the web-site link to see where this was in the country, I saw another headline about a 300-pound hooker wanted for robbery, and the last line in the story is this:

"An officer searched the area but couldn't find the woman."

[Duke Nukum]

Wow, direct from the Star Wars Cantina scene. Why isn’t he working for the UN?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

What was this thread about?

:o)

[Charles Henrickson]

a 300-pound hooker wanted for robbery

Ya think?

[weegee]

Dave’s not here.

[najida]

Omigod!

Guilty! :)

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

300 pound hooker? What did she do, raid a local buffet?

[Bernard]

Police: 300-Pound Hooker Robs Reluctant Customer

Last Update: 11/29 5:56 pm

Will Greenlee - Scripps Howard News Service

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A 300-pound prostitute robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle, according to a police report.

The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old man rode his bicycle when the assailant came up to him.

"The female approached asking (the alleged victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex," the report states.

The man told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That's when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.

The alleged victim, who wasn't injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt.

An officer searched the area but couldn't find the woman.

[SunkenCiv]

“Don’t tase me, bro!”

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Tommy Chong's long lost brother is seen here after he won his appeal to the federal govt. When asked about the ruling, he was heard to say, "When I get home, I'm gonna make me some cigars and smoke like you can't believe, man. Uh, uh, tobacco, of course..."

[SunkenCiv]

I think he’s got a bunch of photo huts around Wisconsin.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Yeah, I can picture a guy coming home, opening the box of camera film that he bought there, and saying, “Hmm, I guess all the leafy green stuff is used to pad it during shipping.”