[dyed_in_the_wool]

I fly all of the time and of all the places I could think about fooling around, an airplane bathroom ranks right below butcher shop or liposuction clinic.
People are idiots.

[rwgal]

Sounds like they only got a quarter of a mile then right?

Meadow Muffin

[SamAdams76]

When I chose to join the mile-high club, I just rented a hotel room in Denver. Less hassle and I got to hit the mini-bar afterwards.

[Nachoman]

The airline should have dropped them off in Detroit.

[Tall_Texan]

“But Captain he said a real Muslim terrorist shaves off all his chest hair before committing a suicide attack and I just wanted to make sure he wasn’t one of them. Honest.”

[Thrownatbirth]

Do it the right way.

You don't need a bathroom in First Class.

[dragonblustar]

[EveningStar]

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[Man50D]

An airport spokesperson said the passengers were neither cited nor arrested, but they were left in Portland.

Where they promptly headed straight for the restrooms. Shortly after they entered a stall someone from an adjacent stall rubbed their legs. Unfortunately for them it was Larry Craig.

[Army Air Corps]

I recall reading about a Las Vegas charter service that was created for this purpose. The aircraft were business jets with an interior that included a large bed, curtains, etc. They also offered champagne a meal.

[Jack Hammer]

Just one question: Who is it that has so little of consequence to do that he/she takes charge of keeping track of who’s going into/coming out of the lavatories?