Posted on 11/14/2007 6:50:35 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Do you know this crotch grabber?
By John Jagler
Story Created: Nov 14, 2007
We are in a frantic search to track down the man who grabbed Packers Wide Receiver Ruvell Martin's junk at Sunday's game against the Vikings.
The guy in the white at the far right literally left a mark on the Packers wideout. Donald Driver, during his regular Greenhouse segment on Newsradio 620 WTMJ said what happened to Ruvell "just ain't right" and that it's the talk of the lockerroom. We know this was a Milwaukee season ticket "holder" game, so chances are this guy's i-d will be known to us. Here's a more disturbing look at the grab taken by photog Allen Fredrickson ...
I know it looks in the picture above that it's the guy in the green doing the illegal procedure, but it's an optical illusion. The video proves it's the guy in the white. Shoot me an email if you know the crotch-grabber. We need to talk to this guy. jagler@620wtmj.com
(Excerpt) Read more at 620wtmj.com ...
And that's what we're all about; righting wrongs, fighting evil and protecting junk.
This is why insurance companies deny pro sports player coverage, or rate them highly. Dangerous sport.
This is why the San Francisco 49ers never jump into the stands.
it appears it is the guy in the green grabbing at the crotch, not the one in white.
More here at:
http://deadspin.com/sports/crotch-grabbin/during-the-lambeau-leap-watch-your-nuts-322565.php
ping (if you’re interested)
I only see an 'F' and an 'A'. Anyone can have anything put onto a jersey. Judging from his actions, maybe the next letter is a g?
On appearances I am with you, but another angle is required.
Obviously it is because the crotch grabber is a democrat:
He is doing what he can to help a minority, who does not need his help.
After further review, I agree with you on another angle. I would not make the best witness. It was a jackazpirin move on whom ever grabbed the crotch. One groin grabber spoils the fun for everyone.
Game ball.
Let’s be real for a moment. The fans grab the player to try and “hold” him in the edge of the stands for a monet. They grab whatever is “loose” - usually meaning the jersey. This guy wasn’t (probably) trying to grab the player’s dangler - he way trying to grab the player to help him linger a bit in the moment.
It’s not always sick - especially when the public expects people to have the same instincts and capabilities as professional athletes.
JMO - and NOT an excuse for anyone who did this with any non-innocent intent.
Think Squeeze Cheez.
That’s it!!!!
If players stayed on the field, this wouldn’t happen. Then again, maybe he got a date for the evening, eh?
For someone that's been here for as long as you have, that sure is a dumbass question.
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