He became gator Sushi.
1 posted on
11/14/2007 9:28:42 AM PST by
Dog
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To: Dog
Rule #3. Never jump into a pond in Florida.
2 posted on
11/14/2007 9:31:02 AM PST by
irishtenor
(History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
To: Dog
“Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person...”
Slightly redundant?
To: Dog
Old Florida riddle:
What's the difference between an alligator and a condom?
Answer:
You don't f*** with an alligator.
5 posted on
11/14/2007 9:39:41 AM PST by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Dog
To: Slings and Arrows
7 posted on
11/14/2007 9:40:41 AM PST by
KoRn
To: Dog
They gut should not have been breaking into car’s in Dr. No’s parking lot...sheesh..
8 posted on
11/14/2007 9:41:12 AM PST by
padre35
(Conservative in Exile/ Isaiah 3.3)
To: Dog
Shall we add an alligator to our list of home defense must haves? Don’t even have to aim it in the dark.. :)
9 posted on
11/14/2007 9:42:37 AM PST by
IamConservative
(Only two have offered to die for a stranger; Jesus Christ and the American Soldier)
To: Dog
The alligator was just doing what alligators do. Go swimming with Gators, become Gator food. Not hard to figure out.
To: Dog
I guess crime really doesn’t pay...
11 posted on
11/14/2007 9:44:11 AM PST by
Non-Sequitur
(Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
To: Dog
Florida: Even the wildlife is tough on crime.
12 posted on
11/14/2007 9:45:39 AM PST by
Centurion2000
(False modesty is as great a sin as false pride.)
To: Dog
Let’s see... dig a ditch from the Rio Grande to the Pacific, fill it with gators, and the immigration problem is solved.
13 posted on
11/14/2007 9:49:02 AM PST by
irishtenor
(History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
To: Dog
15 posted on
11/14/2007 9:50:19 AM PST by
trumandogz
(Hunter Thompson 2008)
To: Dog
“Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person, it is a state law through the Florida Fish and Game that the gator be destroyed,” Woods said.
They should give him a medal.
17 posted on
11/14/2007 9:50:47 AM PST by
Badeye
(That Karma thing keeps coming around, eh Sally? (chuckle))
To: Dog
I think this is worthy of a
Darwin Award!
To: Dog
To: Dog
25 posted on
11/14/2007 10:04:41 AM PST by
Moose4
(When all else fails, read the instructions.)
To: Dog
Miami? I suspect these three people had something to do with it:
To: Dog
“He was apparently bitten on the head several times.”
He wanted a car but all he got was an alligator hat.
29 posted on
11/14/2007 10:37:41 AM PST by
Berlin_Freeper
(ETERNAL SHAME on the Treasonous and Immoral Democrats!)
To: Dog
30 posted on
11/14/2007 10:37:41 AM PST by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: Dog
Florida should adopt death by alligator as their new method of capital punishment.
31 posted on
11/14/2007 10:52:54 AM PST by
manic4organic
(Send a care package through USO today.)
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