Yeah, good luck with all that, Paris. You know how many squad cars I had pancaked because the elephants kept falling over while doing the sobriety tests?
I told you to stop trying to make them touch their foot to the end of their trunk!!!
Oh gheesh.....she heard there were a bunch of drunks in India with really long ones and had to go see for herself. She was disappointed......all the beer was gone and the drunks wouldn’t give her the time of day ! She said everything went gray after that.......She woke up later and found a big red spot on her forehead and scratched it off and was even angrier when she found she didn’t win anything.......