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[Paris] Hilton tries to help drunken elephants
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| 11/13/2007
| WASBIR HUSSAIN
Posted on 11/13/2007 10:13:02 AM PST by ElkGroveDan
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I keep waiting for someone to come out and admit that this dingbat is really a fictional character, played by an actress who is in fact named Susan Jones from Wichita, Kansas.
To: ElkGroveDan
Paris Hilton is the new spokesgirl for Elephant Sobriety.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:14:08 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: ElkGroveDan
One elephant to another: “Hey - watch this and hold my beer...”
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:14:41 AM PST
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: ElkGroveDan; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
Sure help the drunken elephants so there is more for her to drink....
To: ElkGroveDan
All a stampeding elephant needs is a few rounds of .50.
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:15:10 AM PST
by
wastedyears
(One Marine vs. 550 consultants. Sounds like good odds to me.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Do drunk elephants see pink humans?
To: ElkGroveDan
I honestly don't have the slightest idea if this is a real story or satire. It is too silly for reality but doesn't have the obvious over the top bits for satire.
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:16:28 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:16:50 AM PST
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: goldstategop
Paris Hilton is a natural spokesperson for the National Association to Keep Elephants from Drinking.
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:17:11 AM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
To: ElkGroveDan
What doe she plan to do about out-of-control celebrities who rampage like drunken elephants?
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:17:46 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(You can't seriously tell me you think we need more laws, or that we don't already have too many.)
To: ElkGroveDan
[Paris] Hilton tries to help drunken elephants
Hey Paris...Teddy doesn't want your help !@
To: ElkGroveDan
This HAS to be satire, that some AP reporter picked up from some wit and was stupid enough to believe. 48 hour rule is in effect.
To: Slapshot68
LOL. Or do drunk rabbits see large humans named Harvey?
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:19:05 AM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
To: ElkGroveDan
six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole.
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8-? uprooting poles, I guess they get rutty drunk.. ya hear about a bunch of cows getting zapped by lightning once in a great while,, but . 6 elephants electrocuted? damn.
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:19:30 AM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
To: ElkGroveDan
they’re hanging around humans and drinking cuz they got no jungle left.. at the Elephant Bar grill and lounge of course..
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:21:06 AM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
To: ElkGroveDan
at first I thought this was a republican hit piece
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:21:46 AM PST
by
advertising guy
(If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I am wondering if she has plans to make shoes or purses out of elephant hide. I just can’t see Paris doing anything for nothing. There has to be a catch here. Maybe she is planning to drink the booze so the elephants don’t get it. Since it happens often I guess she ought to teach the villagers how to stash their booze better....
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:22:52 AM PST
by
pandoraou812
( Its NOT for the good of the children! Its BS along with bending over for Muslim's demands)
To: ElkGroveDan
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,"
Card them. Make sure only those of legal age can drink.
[Maybe Paris should be as worried about Britney.]
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Her publicist couldn't immediately be reached for comment Tuesday.
In hiding? I wouldn't blame the publicist.
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:23:51 AM PST
by
TomGuy
To: ElkGroveDan
Paris Hilton has the face of a drunk and the body of a 12 year old.
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posted on
11/13/2007 10:39:20 AM PST
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Do elephants drink to forget?
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