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Why is FR so fast today!?
My PC ^ | 11/9/07 | BSR

Posted on 11/09/2007 9:49:04 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts

The pages seem to load so very quickly. I don't have to click the refresh button at all. It's very unusual.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dontcomplain; justbecause; speed; whysonotslooow
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When it's slow....somebody always has to post a thread to complain. So I thought I'd be the first...not to complain.
1 posted on 11/09/2007 9:49:06 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
I believe they greased the machinery last night.
2 posted on 11/09/2007 9:50:49 AM PST by jaydubya2
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OMG...It going warpspeed 1 zillion!!!


3 posted on 11/09/2007 9:51:31 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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In before the “Are you not logged in” post.

IBTAYNLIP.

I hope you’re ready.


4 posted on 11/09/2007 9:51:59 AM PST by 50mm (Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist - G. Carlin)
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New enriched hamster food? ;-)

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5 posted on 11/09/2007 9:52:31 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud RUSH REPUBLICAN! WIN, FRED, WIN!!!)
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Why do all my comments get excerpted? I do not think my comments are on any list, but everytime I post th....

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6 posted on 11/09/2007 9:52:41 AM PST by Always Right
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

The first not to complain. That’s a feather in your cap, good for you. Bump.


7 posted on 11/09/2007 9:52:55 AM PST by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq — via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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8 posted on 11/09/2007 9:52:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen (When you blame others, you give up your power to change.)
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Fresher electrons.


9 posted on 11/09/2007 9:54:18 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. <br> "What happens if neutrinos have mass?")
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Hey! My refresh just slowed to a crawl. Must be all those people not complaining. ;-)


10 posted on 11/09/2007 9:55:31 AM PST by 50mm (Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist - G. Carlin)
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The inventor of the Internet has been doing a little tuning.


11 posted on 11/09/2007 9:56:18 AM PST by cowboyway (My heroes have always been Cowboys)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

As the AlGoreical heats up due to man-made global warming he sweats CHEESE. As the inventor of the internet, this cheese flows off his silken robes and down the mountain to the internet nexus in that secret room on the sixth floor of the AT&T building in San Francisco we read about yesterday.

In that room (which was the “undisclosed location” of VP Cheney after 9/11) the NSA boys under Karl Rove’s standing orders pump it into the conduits that house the fiber optic mains. The fiber optic trunks are then cooled and helped to flex under full load of posters going to FR.

It is very simple when you realize the scientific debate is over.


12 posted on 11/09/2007 9:57:14 AM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
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To: 50mm
He's not complaining, he's non-complaining. Therefore, we have to use a "logged off post".
13 posted on 11/09/2007 9:57:45 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: darkwing104

Hate to interrupt this potentially entertaining thread, but did you know that joeperez is still alive?


14 posted on 11/09/2007 9:58:35 AM PST by 50mm (Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist - G. Carlin)
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It was the annual spork weasel calibration that did it.


15 posted on 11/09/2007 9:59:19 AM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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IBTZ!

16 posted on 11/09/2007 10:00:11 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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O S E R
17 posted on 11/09/2007 10:01:14 AM PST by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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New dilithium crystals.


18 posted on 11/09/2007 10:03:32 AM PST by Redcloak (The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
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To: ravingnutter

Very funny! Luckily I keep my login info handy for just such occasions. ROFLOL

Am I logged in now?


19 posted on 11/09/2007 10:03:55 AM PST by 50mm (Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist - G. Carlin)
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After a successful fall fund raising FReepathon, JimRob turns the AC back on in the room where the servers and routers are located. Cooler running servers, draw less power and components run more efficiently.

Also, JimRob allows the AdminMods to turn on the booster lasers for all optical connections and brings his staff coffee and donuts at the start of each shift.

20 posted on 11/09/2007 10:03:59 AM PST by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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