[Keli Kilohana]

Listen! I don't trust those Amish...chocolate and cheese my foot! They are terrorists! Do we want to wait for horse carriage suicide bombers before we do something? I say that we should put them in concentration camps NOW!

[Slapshot68]

Most of the more conservative, orthodox Amish have left Lancaster County due to it’s exponential growth.

[Leg Olam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY

Says it all.

[ClearCase_guy]

Racial profiling? I did not realize that the Amish were a race.

[KarlInOhio]

Do we want to wait for horse carriage suicide bombers before we do something?

Clop-clop clop-clop clop-clop clop-clop BOOM!

[the OlLine Rebel]

This IS a Scrappleface-type posting, right?

I did click a link and see basically all “Moslem” and “Islam” in L.A. references have been replaced by “Amish” and PA references.

;-D

[JZelle]

Is this called the Rosie O’Donnell Domestic Terrorism Act?

[Fresh Wind]

Just think how those one horsepower Amish SUV’s are contributing to Global Whorming!

[The Great RJ]

This is the same PC mentality that causes airport screeners to strip search little old ladies and harass 85 year old Congressional Medal of Honor winners. We should be mapping the location of every mosque and Muslim enclave and making lists of members of those groups advocating jihad.

[twigs]

I thought this was an onion piece.

[Awestruck]

Shakers? Didn’t they die out because they had a strict no procreating policy? Nice furniture though.. probably terrorists...

[Leisler]

PING!

Your Cop Tax dollars at waste.

[Teacher317]

And if they did this to Muslim communities?

[Chickensoup]

to identify Amish enclaves in order to determine which might be likely to become isolated and susceptible to “violent, ideologically based extremism,”

The police are concerned that the Amish might become VICTIMS of ideological extremism. Amish are frequent targets of abuse and sometimes violence. Because they will not defend themselves and because they are isolated and without phones.

[Lijahsbubbe]

his bureau wanted to "take a deeper look at the history, demographics, language, culture, ethnic breakdown, socioeconomic status and social interactions" of the county's Amish communities

What about the furniture?

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Oh yeah. Profile the Amish but don’t profile the ministers of the cult of death and destruction. What the hell is wrong with our government?

[tumblindice]

(Doctor, examining old Amish widow)

So Mrs. Bohnenblust, have you ever been bed-ridden?

-—Long Pause-—

Oh, ya. And a coupla times in da buggy . . .

[skully]

LOL!!! This is satire right?? The wording of this post is eerily similar to this post:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1923435/posts.

Some of the wording is a little different, but basically it looks like Muslim was replaced with Amish...TFF..LOL!!

[kenmcg]

This is outrageous!!! If this so-called Police Department has nothing else to do maybe they should be disbanded. It is suggested that they track sexual perverts and potential mass murderers in the areas surrounding the Amish community.