Posted on 10/30/2007 10:49:58 PM PDT by truemiester
Well, after about a million debates, and political beauty pagents, I still am not going head-over-heels for any candidate. I play fantasy sports and thought, why not fantasy politics? Pick your own team! Only one rule (more of a guideline than a rule): the people on the team must still be alive (other wise it would be all Ronaldus Magnus!). This will limit the number of cartoon characters, but this is the steep price of fun.
My shortlist are all commentators:
Pres - el Rushbo; VP - Ann Coulter ( I liked them on 1/2 hour news hour); Sec State - Sean Hannity; Attorny Gen _ Mark Levin; Sec Def - G Gordon Liddy ; Sec Education - Alan Keyes; Sec HHS - Laura Schlessinger; Sec Labor - Micheal Savage; Sec interior - Larry Elders;
Agree? Disagree? Who cares! Do your own!
Since we are going to have to get serious and choose soon, this might be our last chance at Fantasy (levity?) before the Big Race starts.
Working towards a Repbulican win! in '08!
...there is no one on our side (who’s running) worth drafting.
President: Fred Thompson
VP: Mike Huckabee
Sec State: Duncan Hunter
Court Jester: Ron Paul
President: Duncan Hunter
Vice President: Mitt Romney
Sec Def: Duncan Hunter
Sec State: Rudy
Court Jester: Ron Paul
Sec Def:Chuck Norris
Ted Nugent for Secretary of the Interior. Bruce Babbitt would have a heart attack.
President: Duncan Hunter
Vice President: Jeff Sessions
Secretary of State: John Bolton
Secretary of Homeland Security: Tom Tancredo
Secretary of Defense: Chuck Norris
Secretary of HHS: Laura Schlessinger
Attorney General: Ann Coulter
Secretary of the Treasury: Lou Dobbs
Secretary of Education: Larry Elders
Ambassador to the UN: What Ambassador? In my fantasy the US gets out of the UN and kicks the UN out of the US
Ambassador to Israel: David Horowitz (and the Embassy is moved to Jerusalem)
Ambassador to Russia (or China): G. Gordon Liddy
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