[Tzimisce]

...there is no one on our side (who’s running) worth drafting.

[Mobile Vulgus]

President: Fred Thompson
VP: Mike Huckabee
Sec State: Duncan Hunter
Court Jester: Ron Paul

[chemicalman]

Sec Def:Chuck Norris

[Convert from ECUSA]

President: Duncan Hunter
Vice President: Jeff Sessions
Secretary of State: John Bolton
Secretary of Homeland Security: Tom Tancredo
Secretary of Defense: Chuck Norris
Secretary of HHS: Laura Schlessinger
Attorney General: Ann Coulter
Secretary of the Treasury: Lou Dobbs
Secretary of Education: Larry Elders
Ambassador to the UN: What Ambassador? In my fantasy the US gets out of the UN and kicks the UN out of the US
Ambassador to Israel: David Horowitz (and the Embassy is moved to Jerusalem)
Ambassador to Russia (or China): G. Gordon Liddy