THE MANLY WAY TO COOK MEAT

Arthur's Hall of Viking Manliness ^ | Oct 27, 2007 | Crazy Einar, AKA Michael Z. Williamson

[humblegunner]

Ping for you to learn something.

No time, I must go and boil my truffles.

Ta Ta!

[ovrtaxt]

This here's the ticket.

[Daffynition]

“..but he STILL hasn’t apologized for the other great Norweigan tradition, lutefisk.”

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daffynition]

I could easily have that for breakfast! 8-D

[MarkL]

Lutefisk or grilled cow? Lutefisk or grilled cow?

Oh, put me down for a big helping of the "dried fish, reconstituted by soaking it in LYE that then needs to be washed in clean water for a few days!" Sounds yummy to me! In fact, I'll have TWO helpings!

Mark

[Daffynition]

Perfect! Right now there about a dozen duck breastesses sitting in my fridge that I have to cook tonight ... any good recipe suggestions?

[MarkL]

I mean a REAL steak hanging from a stick you found in the woods.

Where do you find steaks hanging in the woods?

I've always found that the "pre-steaks" ("proto-steaks?") I find take a little preparation, and most aren't quite amenable to being put over hot coals, at least not right away...

Mark

[Daffynition]

That’s what I’m talkin’ about! ;-D

[Daffynition]

It's perfectly clear what TaB means. ;-D

[Daffynition]

We have a local butcher who specializes in all kinds of brats of his own recipe ...they are fantastic! We’re so fortunate to have his talents to enjoy! ;-D

[Daffynition]

Looks like a good portable solution! ;-D

[GATOR NAVY]

That’s my grill too. Skip the lighter fluid and get a chimney lighter. You’ll be glad you did.

[Paisan]

dredge in salt or herbs...

ya lost me with the HERBS. You want veggies? Eat veggies. Meat should be cooked un-adorned, the way way God meant it. Afterwards, if you are of the ketchup-on-everything persuasion, go for it. Just don’t defile my meat.

[A knight without armor]

Oh there is nothing better! The crispies around the edge! I’ll need extra garlic toast.

[WackySam]

Fixed it for you.

[NCC-1701]

Without these:



the rest of that stuff is worthless.

[6ppc]

That looks like it came right out of Doom!

[6ppc]

Oops...meant to say right out of Castle Wolfenstein!

[Billthedrill]

There's a manly way to Light Your Barbecue as well...

[Viking2002]

Oh, Daffy - if you're going to cook it for the masses - there's only one way to do it: dig a fire pit. Hang a big-ass cast iron kettle over it on a tripod. Fill said kettle with water. Heat said kettle with wood in the fire pit. Now, here's where it gets good: go out into the cornfield you that set up the kettle by with a wheelbarrow, and find a few dozen of the fattest, sweetest ears hanging on the stalk. Bring 'em back, and throw them into the kettle, husk, silk, and all. When they're done, spear 'em out of the kettle with a pitchfork, and dump them back in the wheelbarrow. Tell everyone to grab 'em while they're hot, and don't spare the butter on the pic-a-nic tables.

Just make sure nobody's as drunk as we were when we'd do this. I could give you a litany of minor first-aid emergencies encountered when you mix a field party with beer kegs. LOL