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Posted on 10/24/2007 8:17:42 PM PDT by Mo1

TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dd33
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To: restornu
That was sooo funny — I could not read the script but the sound was OK.
441
posted on
11/04/2007 2:02:24 AM PST
by
Cardhu
To: restornu
Why did you send me the link to your post?
442
posted on
11/04/2007 2:05:53 AM PST
by
Cardhu
To: restornu
I seen now - you addressed the original post to yourself.
443
posted on
11/04/2007 2:13:30 AM PST
by
Cardhu
To: restornu
I had heard that one before. That probably got that guy looking for a new line of work.
444
posted on
11/04/2007 5:39:12 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
Rumor has it that he’s a barefoot CPS worker somewhere in the south...
445
posted on
11/04/2007 6:45:34 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: null and void
LOL! The barefoot boy is starting to REALLY get on everybody’s nerves. He is getting downright hostile about everybody being “on his case.” Translated; he is actually being expected to DO his job..and he doesn’t like it. He’s fond of saying that he’s been working for 2 1/2 years and been through two supervisors and never had to do these things before. These things: case plans, court reports, home visits...you know, all the things that are laid out in the actual job description and POLICY.
446
posted on
11/04/2007 8:03:33 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
447
posted on
11/04/2007 8:10:36 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: Cardhu
After the FR Family Reunion, the Seminar on Democrats:
448
posted on
11/04/2007 8:52:05 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Election '08...of thee I sing,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø)
To: null and void
Meanwhile, our other headache moved over to his former county.
449
posted on
11/04/2007 9:02:45 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: restornu; grannie9; sweetliberty; derllak; Cardhu; null and void; nicmarlo; Darksheare; ...
Terrorize telemarketer
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
- Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
- Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
- Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"
- After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
- Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.
- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
- If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"
- Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.
- If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
- When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."
450
posted on
11/04/2007 9:07:35 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Election '08...of thee I sing,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø)
To: sweetliberty
451
posted on
11/04/2007 9:37:43 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: Lady Jag
LOL - one for every occasion.
452
posted on
11/04/2007 9:54:07 AM PST
by
Cardhu
To: Darlin'; catpuppy
453
posted on
11/04/2007 5:37:52 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Darlin'
Not to mention, Boston College lost........
Leaving LSU at #2........now they just have to win all their games. My prediction: LSU vs Oregon in the last game of the season, the battle of two once beaten teams.
454
posted on
11/04/2007 5:40:22 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: null and void; catpuppy; Borax Queen; Darksheare; nicmarlo; derllak; Cardhu; Lakeshark
You reckon
this is our Sharkey peddlin' wimmin's panties?
455
posted on
11/04/2007 9:34:25 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty; Lakeshark
I doubt it. He would keep ‘em for personal use...
456
posted on
11/05/2007 6:47:46 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: null and void
Aaaaaaaccchhhhhhhh!!!! I get a headache just listening to other people trying to get the most basic information across to the BB. This guy is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
457
posted on
11/05/2007 9:47:48 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
458
posted on
11/05/2007 9:54:17 AM PST
by
null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: sweetliberty
Nah. Up in tundraland, all their clothes are made of wool.
To: sweetliberty
460
posted on
11/05/2007 12:38:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Cordite Chipmunk, the Splodent Rodent.)
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