Posted on 10/24/2007 8:17:42 PM PDT by Mo1
My grammar or whatever was bad. I meant to say
If they do it to me its torture. If to someone else, its okay.
Aw....how cute!
This is just an apartment. Here is picture of part of the kitchen taken in 2005 before the remodelling. You can just see the edge of a door on the left that led to the dining room which has now been closed off. The dining room is now another bedroom
No, I’ll git me a copy, though...
LJ, Please do not feel you need to apologize to me for any posting errors. I am a typo champion. LOL All the original group of FReeoples, the beginning of this thread, have become accustom to them and, mercifully, are able to decipher my posts pretty well. LOL
It wouldn't work for you. There's no basement here ...
but keep the checks coming
Darks is teh typo champion of all time...
I am the typo virus carrier.
I inect others with typos.
I am patient zero, and there is no hope for me.
Thanks.
I’m starting to look carefully at house details again, now that the city where I live has notified me they plan to put a road through my house.
Do you intend to stay in the same neighborhood or make a move to another town or State?
Good Morning, everyone. I just got this in the mail, and thought it was pretty funny. ;)
Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish.
The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow’s milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
You have a great view of the mountain now - but I think it wouuld be better to find a place where the gymnasium is at least two miles away and you could run there and back. :)
I wish you all the luck in your search - it may have all turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
One can only hope.
Well, I didn't wanna leave Mo out. LOL
I couldn’t pull it down. Bad name?
It works fine for me - try this:
http://www.mediamax.com/acnielsen/Hosted/El%20aut%C3%A9ntico%20Back%20Street%20Boy.wmv
Post in the address line.
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