Putin: "Look, you smarmy little man....if you think you're going to have nuclear abilities...you'd better think again...."
To: OESY; theDentist; jdm; redstates4ever; garyhope; laweeks; NormsRevenge; reagan_fanatic; ...
Caption Putin & Ahmadinejad PING
2 posted on
10/17/2007 8:33:10 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(When you blame others, you give up your power to change.)
To: Lucky9teen
“Lying fascist killer, I’d like you to meet a slightly shorter fascist liar killer, fruitcake, nutjob.”
3 posted on
10/17/2007 8:36:01 AM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
To: Lucky9teen
"Get Shorty II"
4 posted on
10/17/2007 8:38:00 AM PDT by
xcamel
(FDT/2008)
To: Lucky9teen
"Both Mahmoud and I would like to thank you all for your unwavering support, and for working non-stop to help pass the Domestic Partnership Act. Thank You so much!!"
5 posted on
10/17/2007 8:38:30 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
To: Lucky9teen
Hitler and Mussolini, 21st Century version
To: Lucky9teen
Sorry I kicked your plug out, Vlad. Please don't poke me with that umbrella.
8 posted on
10/17/2007 9:17:30 AM PDT by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: Lucky9teen
Caption Assassinate Putin & Ahmadinejad
To: Lucky9teen
Putin: Hey Mahmoud, any chance you could convince that Bollinger guy to let ME speak at Columbia too?
What is this, the Short Dictators of the World Summit?
Ahmanutjob: Heil Hillary! I'll cast an absentee ballot for you!
Putin: No no, go with Obama. He'll bomb Pakistan for you.
Hitler and Stalin, modern version
Nutjob: Oh, THIS volume control is yours, THAT one must be mine. Heh heh, sorry about that...don't give me a polonium cocktail
Putin:
Agh! Dammit! I can't hear a thing! Hey Sergei, whip up a polonium cocktail for this schmuck, will ya?
Oh man...Putin, Ahmadinejad, and Khamenei in the same room. Wouldn't want to be the photographer there.
Putin: OK, we're really evil dictators with nuclear ambitions, but we need to
appear as civilized people to the rest of the world. That means wearing a tie.
10 posted on
10/17/2007 9:57:23 AM PDT by
G8 Diplomat
(Star Wars teaches us a foreboding lesson--evil emperors start out as Senators)
To: Lucky9teen
Vlad likes him of course because he’s actually shorter than Vlad!
11 posted on
10/17/2007 10:25:38 AM PDT by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: Lucky9teen
Mahmoud brings his next guest speaker to Columbia U...
I'm too dumb to figure out how to put my headphones on properly, but I'm perfectly capable of running a nation!
12 posted on
10/17/2007 11:47:05 AM PDT by
G8 Diplomat
(Star Wars teaches us a foreboding lesson--evil emperors start out as Senators)
To: Lucky9teen
Falafels with Vodka for lunch?
No Falafels. They give me the runs. I wanna Big Mac.
15 posted on
12/15/2007 4:52:23 PM PST by
Ipberg
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