Posted on 10/16/2007 2:51:10 PM PDT by Daffynition
The worst part about shooting home invaders is having to get out of bed to grab the shotgun. Well, that's no longer a problem with the The Back-Up Gun Rack, which provides a convenient and easy-to-install bed-mounted solution! Now you can fill invaders with two barrels of buckshot without even having to sit up!
A bed-mounted shotgun. What could go wrong?
Seriously folks, you have to see this commercial, which gleefully informs you that the product "[enables] access to your shotgun while in the lying position in your bed!"
The only possible way to improve this product would be to make it somehow hold beer.
The best thing is for the BAD guys NOT to enter your house in the first place.
From my experiance all most bad guys do NOT like dogs! They bark and draw attn. from the residents in the house....
The best thing is for the BAD guys NOT to enter your house in the first place.
From my experiance all most bad guys do NOT like dogs! They bark and draw attn. from the residents in the house....
Good idea unless your toe gets in the way.
Or you’ve just POed your S/O. ;-D
True but many people can’t have pets ...this is so nice and tidy!
I can just hear Jeff Foxworthy typing up a new “You might be a Redneck” joke.
You may ask yourself, why a shotgun mounted on a bed. The answer is simple really: The Hellfire missile hardpoints were to bulky.
Above URL goes to an auction for a 40 round drum magazine for a Colt 1911 Government - NEW.
40 in the drum and 1 in the pipe.
Not good for concealed carry.
Not good for concealed carry....
That’s got to be heavy. Your pants would be around your ankles wearing that.
But what I think that is for is the carbine kit that allows you to use the 1911 pistol grip on the carbine barrel kit.
Then you have a .45 carbine with a 40 round clip. That’s nice.
Next best thing to a tommy gun.
Or Bill Engvall with a "there's your sign..." joke.
[That’s got to be heavy. Your pants would be around your ankles wearing that.]
Not to mention that once you assumed the Weaver stance you’d fall right over...
Could make for some strange nocternal relationships by the way (”why can’t you just scream OH GOD like normal people, hon?!!”)
ping
is this a great country er whut?
Do you think I might be a redneck since my 135 lb. Doberman sleeps on one side of me and my trusty 12 guage is leaning between the bed and the nightstand on the other side? Oh, by the way, the Dobie and I are both light sleepers. LOL!
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