I can just hear Jeff Foxworthy typing up a new “You might be a Redneck” joke.
Or Bill Engvall with a "there's your sign..." joke.
Do you think I might be a redneck since my 135 lb. Doberman sleeps on one side of me and my trusty 12 guage is leaning between the bed and the nightstand on the other side? Oh, by the way, the Dobie and I are both light sleepers. LOL!