[Old Sarge]

Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant (No. 23) was derided for his Tolkienesque musings on Gollum and Mordor in "Ramble On."

SACRILEGE!

[BenLurkin]

How about...

CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE lyrics - Muskrat Love

(Willis Alan Ramsey)

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin’ the town and doin’ it right in the evenin’
It’s pretty pleasin’
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love

Nibblin’ on bacon
Chewin’ on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he’s ticklin’ her fancy
Rubbin’ her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Floatin’ like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love

[BenLurkin]

Ramble On (LOTR: FOTR)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykioEIdpPN4

[BenLurkin]

battle of evermore - led zeppelin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHj_fZG8-lU&NR=1

[Clemenza]

F-ckin’ Lead Balloon were part of the second Brit invasion that RUINED rock and roll with 10 minute solos and overindulgent lyrics.