How about...
CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE lyrics - Muskrat Love
(Willis Alan Ramsey)
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin’ the town and doin’ it right in the evenin’
It’s pretty pleasin’
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibblin’ on bacon
Chewin’ on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he’s ticklin’ her fancy
Rubbin’ her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Floatin’ like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love
“CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE lyrics - Muskrat Love”
Someone else did that before C and T...I’ll guess America.
“America” did that song first.
“How about...
CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE lyrics - Muskrat Love
(Willis Alan Ramsey)”
AND they had the audacity to sing this bilge at HRH Queen Elizabeth’s royal gala.