Posted on 10/08/2007 7:42:44 PM PDT by Pharmboy
How about these lyrics: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1405426/replies?c=5
Any such rankings listing Sting 1st and McCartney 38th is demonstrably absurd.
Springsteen had his moments, such as choosing to rhyme "growing up" with "throwing up." I will also never forgive Bruce Johnston for writing the words "skinned our hearts and skinned our knees."
F-ckin’ Lead Balloon were part of the second Brit invasion that RUINED rock and roll with 10 minute solos and overindulgent lyrics.
I am a Paul Simon fan, although he hasn't released a great album since 1975.
Jet, Jet,
Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told them that you were going to be marrying soon
And jet I thought the only lonely place was on the moon
Jet Jet Jet
Jet was your father as bold as the sergeant major
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet
And jet I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet Jet Jet
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
Jet
And Jet I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet Jet
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
Jet with the wind in your hair
Of a thousand laces
Climb on the back and we’ll go for a ride in the sky
And Jet I thought that the major was a little lady suffragette
Jet-Jet-Jet
And Jet you know I thought you was a little lady suffragette
Jet
A little lady
My little lady... yes
You printed the lyrics to Jet, and I can sit here giggling at the, but you know what? Reading the lyrics, I heard the song in my head, and I thought of being a kid in grade school, listening to "big kids' music", and production and such things were not even on my radar. This doesn't mean McCartney's stuff is good--it's overblown and goofy. But that doesn't mean I don't like it.
In fact, most rock and roll is garbage. When it's good, though, it taps into that spirit of youth, of imagination about what one's life could be life somewhere, when X, Y or Z happens, be it meeting the right girl or going to The City or whatever.
Entertainment journalism these days is all about top ten or bottom ten lists because no one can find a way to write about this stuff that's currently playing on the radio. I work with kids so I hear too much of this stuff and don't care for 99% of it, but can I honestly say "Jet" or whatever is better? No, I can't.
But I liked this junk. It was the soundtrack to my youth. It's like a time machine for me, and while personal responses don't have anything to do with quality, it has everything to do with meaning. This stuff means something to me, no matter how bad some or most of it may be.
“America” did that song first.
“Graceland” is a one of the great 80’s CD’s. The African musicians gave the CD what Simon had lost over the years. Even though there are a few talk sing songs on it. He used to write fantastic melodies.
You now he knows just exactLY what the facts is.
He ain't gonna let those two-OO escape justice.
He makes his living off of THE people's taxes.
{And that's the last we hear about ol' Det. Mack)
The B52s managed to work the word “narwal” into the song “Rock Lobster. Ya gotta admire that.
You are correct! It was America...
Hey, I thought that was terrific - worth of Kipling or Poe.
“How about...
CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE lyrics - Muskrat Love
(Willis Alan Ramsey)”
AND they had the audacity to sing this bilge at HRH Queen Elizabeth’s royal gala.
Battle of Evermore is freakin’ awesome. So’s Blind Guardian’s Lord of the Rings.
Either of these beats out anything popular from at least the last 20 years.
NEW TAGLINE!
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Stink
Blender needs to take another listen to the 80s and 90s era of one-hit pop wonders and find the real worst lyricists.
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