Posted on 10/03/2007 2:26:50 PM PDT by cajunman
Prosecutors have dropped charges that a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning.
Tammy Jean Warner, 45, now of Texas City, had been scheduled to go on trial next Monday on a charge of negligent homicide. It was the sixth trial date set for the case.
Court records state that the case was dismissed Aug. 31 due to insufficient evidence.
Warner's husband, Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop operator, died at their Lake Jackson home on May 21, 2004. An autopsy report said he had been administered an enema with enough sherry to get a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent. That is almost six times the level that can lead to a driving while intoxicated charge.
Warner told the Houston Chronicle that her husband had been addicted to enemas since he was a child. She said he often used alcohol in that manner to get drunk.
Neither Warner's attorney nor Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne could be reached for comment.
Didn’t I see these two at a Hillary rally?
Not that it would work, but the visuals I got from that definitely had me ROFL!
I have heard of a coffee enema, but never a sherry enema.
Sherry R. Enema, when she married Frank Port, became Ruby Port ... and her proof went up when she dropped the Sherry! Amazing, isn’t it?
Must have been doing it over time...
You can metabolize about 1 ounce of hard liquor an hour...
Roughly 4 ounces an hour of the weaker stuff...
Wouldn’t beat a buttalyzer.
Ended up with a colostomy when he perforated.
Ever heard of buttermilk douches?... I had an intern whose wife got a yeast infection every other month (a weak ovary, perhaps). He use up all the gynelotrimin in the clinic sample shelf every other month, so I recommended he have her douche with buttermilk solution after the month menses when the weak ovary ovulated. Never asked for gynelotrimin again! ... lactobacillus acidophilus don’tchaknow.
I see a lawsuit. “Your Honor, the defendant’s husband died as a result. Nowhere on the label does it say...”
plaintiff
I’ve not heard of it but it makes sense..
Between the latobacillus and the higher ph..It should do it.
Ever heard of 50/50 vinegar/water for fungal ear infections...
Between the latobacillus and the higher Lower ph..It should do it.
Ever heard of 50/50 vinegar/water for fungal ear infections...
Sorry had a duh moment.
No worries, I’m just starting a visit with Bombay Saphire, tonic, and Margaita mixer instead of lime juice. Delicious.
“No worries, I’m just starting a visit with Bombay Saphire, tonic, and Margaita mixer instead of lime juice. Delicious.”
Are you still talking about enema ingredients? :0
Oh no! I prefer to taste the poison as it goes down ... Bombay Saphire is, however, one of the finest, if not the finest, Gins money can buy ... it’s expensive enough to make it something one just sips, which is nice since one or two is all I shall allow myself. As the Apostle Paul said, ‘all things are lawful unto me, but ...’
Don’t laugh. The “Brown Cow” can in fact work wonders.....
But a colonostomy won’t give you a buzz...
“Don’t laugh. The “Brown Cow” can in fact work wonders.....”
How now?
Rush is going to talk about this today.
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