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September 19th (every year)is International Talk Like A Pirate Day
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| September 19, 2007
Posted on 09/19/2007 4:49:57 AM PDT by saveliberty
September 19th (every year)
is International Talk Like A Pirate Day
New for Talk Like A Pirate Day 2007:
A Li'l Pirate's ABSeas
by Ol' Chumbucket, Cap'n Slappy
and Jonathan "Pilferin' Pooter" Cooke
A piratical romp through the alphabet - with all that implies
Read more, and order the book!
... and visit our on-line store for new T-shirt designs for 2007!
Got Pirattitude?
Order your copy now
From the Pirate Guys and Penguin's New American Library
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ahoy; arrrr; davebarry; pirate
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To: Current Occupant
Bruning sounded very upbeat and personable.
Wish I lived in a red state.
81
posted on
09/19/2007 8:52:11 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
( BUILD THE WALL, ENFORCE THE LAW!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
What little I heard he sounded good.
82
posted on
09/19/2007 8:54:54 AM PDT
by
Current Occupant
(IF YOU ABANDON CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES, ARE YOU STILL A CONSERVATIVE?!)
To: Current Occupant
83
posted on
09/19/2007 8:58:28 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
( BUILD THE WALL, ENFORCE THE LAW!)
To: Guenevere
84
posted on
09/19/2007 9:04:59 AM PDT
by
saveliberty
(Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
LOL
Where’s deffie? She’d get a good laugh out of this.
85
posted on
09/19/2007 9:06:12 AM PDT
by
saveliberty
(Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
To: ejonesie22
He says, “If we get lost, we just pull in somewhere and ask directions!”
Oops! Wrong Ron.
86
posted on
09/19/2007 9:12:13 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: tiredoflaundry
LOL. It’s Captain Kitt! Awwwww.....
87
posted on
09/19/2007 9:17:03 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: BJClinton
Top 10 (and more) pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don’t work, as they often won’t)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let’s get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
88
posted on
09/19/2007 9:33:21 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Don't taze me, bro!)
To: All; y'all
Avast and Arrrr, FReepmateys! ‘Tis me very own birthday eve, this Talk-Like-A-Pirate or Pirate-Wench Day.
Me mum Jeannie was th’ wild-livin’ sister of a pirate. She married a rock star. Me scavenging ways came from this union. Th’ scalliwags at th’ Giggling Marlin are me mateys in crime on the high seas, from me home piratin’ base on Cabo.
Q: Can ye guess who me be?
A: Jeanne Lafitte Roth’s child!
89
posted on
09/19/2007 9:38:46 AM PDT
by
Rte66
To: saveliberty
You can't just talk like a pirate without a little practice. Here are two instructional videos:
The Five A's
Talk Like A Pirate
And don't be worryin' if they be work-safe. They're rated ARRRRRR!
To: saveliberty
Q What socks to pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyles!
91
posted on
09/19/2007 10:06:39 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Thompson for President: 2008, 2012: Jindal for President 2016, 2020)
To: fredhead
92
posted on
09/19/2007 10:09:08 AM PDT
by
ejonesie22
(I don't use a sarcasm tag, it kills the effect...)
To: saveliberty
ARGGH!!! :D
my life is so boring, I've waited all year to say that BUMP
93
posted on
09/19/2007 10:24:43 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, Fred, Run. :^)
To: saveliberty
Arrr, the sun be over the yardarm. I'll be steering me galleon a league or two, two ports and three starboards, to me local tavern, where I'll trade me pieces of eight to the comely wench for a cup o' grog.
94
posted on
09/19/2007 10:41:41 AM PDT
by
southernnorthcarolina
(These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.)
To: southernnorthcarolina
Hey, southernnc,
Where you at? I grew up near Morehead City. One of the most beautiful sights in the world is the Cape Lookout lighthouse at sunrise.
95
posted on
09/19/2007 11:05:55 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: BJClinton
96
posted on
09/19/2007 11:07:14 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: socal_parrot
Eyes gots em all talkin like a pirate at work. The Help Desk is answering the phone “Eye Tea, hows may I be helping you, aargh”.
We all went to Arrrghby’s for lunch as well.
97
posted on
09/19/2007 11:21:52 AM PDT
by
OC_Steve
To: fredhead
Hey, southernnc, Where you at? I grew up near Morehead City. One of the most beautiful sights in the world is the Cape Lookout lighthouse at sunrise.Avast, fredhead! As me screen name implies, I be in southern North Carolina, but not near Blackbeard's domain. I be in Union County, near landlubbing Charlotte, a mere mizzenmast length from Baja Carolina. Arrr.
I do love the Outer Banks, however, especially off-season, and I get down there as often as possible. No plundering, but I keep the comely wenches busy bringing me tankards of grog.
98
posted on
09/19/2007 11:34:14 AM PDT
by
southernnorthcarolina
(These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.)
To: saveliberty
Avast, and shiver ye’ timbers!
99
posted on
09/19/2007 11:45:12 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(I do not support Hillary Clinton because I am afraid of strong women)
To: reagan_fanatic
100
posted on
09/19/2007 3:36:47 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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