[dfwgator]

I thought she found God in prison, shouldn’t she have been at her Bible Study class last night?

[VRWCmember]

I wonder what language the author of this article speaks, because it sure ain’t English.

[Publius6961]

I hope somebody got it on video.
The smirky Paris Glide didn't go as planned this time?

Gotta love it!

[ikka]

I find her neither attractive nor all that news-worthy.

[usmcobra]

Paris Hilton unstuck

Now there’s a mental image best left unviewed.

[SittinYonder]

The Hilton heiress later recovered from her stumble to nimbly scale a huge iron gate at a friend's home

Let he who has not drunkenly scaled an iron gate cast the first stone.

[Signalman]

I understand Paris Hilton will be attending a lecture this week on Keynesian Economic Theory, and next month will be speaking on quantum mechanics at MIT/sarc.

[Tijeras_Slim]

She’s resurfaced later than I anticipated.

[lowbridge]

her behaviour took a bizarre turn when the hotel heiress was seen nimbly scaling a huge iron gate at the home of one of her friends.

Apparently someone forgot to mail an engraved invitation to her.

[lowbridge]

I really tried hard to get this role. I rehearsed. I was the best at the audition. I got this part because I deserved it

What a load.