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Partying Paris Hilton comes unstuck and almost hits the deck
Dailymail ^ | September 18, 2007 | Donna McConnell

Posted on 09/18/2007 8:03:58 AM PDT by John Cena

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1 posted on 09/18/2007 8:04:00 AM PDT by John Cena
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I thought she found God in prison, shouldn’t she have been at her Bible Study class last night?


2 posted on 09/18/2007 8:05:15 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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I wonder what language the author of this article speaks, because it sure ain’t English.


3 posted on 09/18/2007 8:05:53 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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I thought she found God in prison, shouldn’t she have been at her Bible Study class last night?

I think she misplaced her Bible in the same place she lost her bra.

4 posted on 09/18/2007 8:06:42 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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She was partying with the spirits last night.


5 posted on 09/18/2007 8:07:30 AM PDT by Tex Pete
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I hope somebody got it on video.
The smirky Paris Glide didn't go as planned this time?

Gotta love it!

6 posted on 09/18/2007 8:07:47 AM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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I find her neither attractive nor all that news-worthy.


7 posted on 09/18/2007 8:08:26 AM PDT by ikka
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8 posted on 09/18/2007 8:09:13 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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Paris Hilton unstuck

Now there’s a mental image best left unviewed.


9 posted on 09/18/2007 8:09:47 AM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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The Hilton heiress later recovered from her stumble to nimbly scale a huge iron gate at a friend's home

Let he who has not drunkenly scaled an iron gate cast the first stone.

10 posted on 09/18/2007 8:10:19 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
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I understand Paris Hilton will be attending a lecture this week on Keynesian Economic Theory, and next month will be speaking on quantum mechanics at MIT/sarc.


11 posted on 09/18/2007 8:11:21 AM PDT by Signalman
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Let he who has not drunkenly scaled an iron gate cast the first stone.

*************

LOL!

12 posted on 09/18/2007 8:13:33 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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She don’t look good. Like Axl Rose with bewbz.


13 posted on 09/18/2007 9:09:45 AM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
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She’s resurfaced later than I anticipated.


14 posted on 09/18/2007 9:14:55 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Looks like a bug. Do all the starlets wear those now?


15 posted on 09/18/2007 9:17:46 AM PDT by RightWhale (Snow above 2000', oil above 81: unexplained)
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To: usmcobra

When you breed AKC Caninines you are required to witness time/date of the mating.

It was rough watching the Sire get Unstuck.


16 posted on 09/18/2007 9:19:56 AM PDT by Global2010 ( Romney/Hunter 08)
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spoiled rich whore


17 posted on 09/18/2007 9:26:15 AM PDT by henkster (The dems have reserved your place on the collective farm.)
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her behaviour took a bizarre turn when the hotel heiress was seen nimbly scaling a huge iron gate at the home of one of her friends.

Apparently someone forgot to mail an engraved invitation to her.

18 posted on 09/18/2007 10:08:30 AM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians!” -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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I really tried hard to get this role. I rehearsed. I was the best at the audition. I got this part because I deserved it

What a load.

19 posted on 09/18/2007 10:09:27 AM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians!” -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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She didn’t read “The Power of NOW”, either - she certainly hasn’t been living it.


20 posted on 09/18/2007 10:10:02 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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