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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee

OK, I have a question for Friday night amusement.

I went to get cat food out of the pantry for my kitty and it wasn't sealed properly so hundreds of ants got in it. I didn't want to throw it away so I decided to nuke them. I set it on high for 30 seconds. They went crazy but still alive. I repeated, still alive. I tried 1 minute, still alive. Another minute, still alive. (This is a brand new Mocrowave) In total, 7 1/2 minutes. The bag melted and some of the ants were sitll alive! I think they may take over the world.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ants; generalchatroom; microwave
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To: Jaysun
ROTFLMAO!

That's the best suggestion yet.

121 posted on 09/08/2007 8:08:01 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70 (Go Packers!)
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To: Moonman62

lol


122 posted on 09/08/2007 11:09:58 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Sue Perkick

Hairspray is supposed to be really good for bees and wasps.

Heard that from a freeperette.


123 posted on 09/08/2007 8:58:20 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


124 posted on 09/08/2007 9:00:49 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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