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Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

Apparently even a benign snack food like "Cheetos" can be a dangerous weapon.

Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad

No pushing at the door please!

Happy Humpday Everybody!


1 posted on 09/05/2007 5:53:52 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Free Silly, you bastards!; Silly; NeoCaveman; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; ...
In a few minutes, it will benign AM on the east coast.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

2 posted on 09/05/2007 5:54:21 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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In a few minutes, it will benign AM on the east coast.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

3 posted on 09/05/2007 5:54:38 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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In a few minutes, it will benign AM on the east coast.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

4 posted on 09/05/2007 5:54:48 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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In a few minutes, it will benign AM on the east coast.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

5 posted on 09/05/2007 5:54:59 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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In a few minutes, it will benign AM on the east coast.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

6 posted on 09/05/2007 5:55:12 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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Checking "Word for the Day" is a benign way of increasing your vocabulary!
10 posted on 09/05/2007 5:57:18 AM PDT by Ken522
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“it’s now or never
coem hold me tight
kiss me my darling
benign tonite...”


11 posted on 09/05/2007 5:59:26 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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Larry Craig says he may not resign
All his actions were simply benign
So tight were his pants
Had to use a wide stance
There was no “I touch yours, you touch mine!”


36 posted on 09/05/2007 6:38:53 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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As her long wedding day ended that evening, the tousled bride simply whispered, “Benight” to her new husband....
43 posted on 09/05/2007 7:07:16 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: VRWCmember
Begin the benign beguine already!
54 posted on 09/05/2007 7:36:45 AM PDT by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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Home from work and getting ready to grill some shrimp for my birthday dinner-I’m WAY too tired to get all dressed up and go out. Hubby offered to take me to the la-de-da restaurant across the water after he gets home from work, but I told him I’d rather cook my own special dinner-at least I know it will be hot and not lukewarm when served, I will be able to make a positive ID on the side dishes, the wine will be properly chilled-and all for a fraction of the cost of that overpriced place-

I have to laugh at queen Hillary
When she tries to look benign-
She likely has a devil’s mark
Tattooed somewhere as her sign

Her likeability numbers are
So low they’re headed south
If that really concerns her
She ought to close her mouth

And not make it so obvious
She’s using the same playbooks
That recommend threatening rivals
And taking donations from crooks


95 posted on 09/05/2007 3:07:05 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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Happy B-Day, Texan. The older we get, the more we stick to benign pleasures.


104 posted on 09/05/2007 6:06:04 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Texan5

Happy Birthday!

107 posted on 09/05/2007 6:58:08 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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