Here is my example with WFTD.
Apparently even a benign snack food like "Cheetos" can be a dangerous weapon.
Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
“it’s now or never
coem hold me tight
kiss me my darling
benign tonite...”
Larry Craig says he may not resign
All his actions were simply benign
So tight were his pants
Had to use a wide stance
There was no “I touch yours, you touch mine!”
Home from work and getting ready to grill some shrimp for my birthday dinner-I’m WAY too tired to get all dressed up and go out. Hubby offered to take me to the la-de-da restaurant across the water after he gets home from work, but I told him I’d rather cook my own special dinner-at least I know it will be hot and not lukewarm when served, I will be able to make a positive ID on the side dishes, the wine will be properly chilled-and all for a fraction of the cost of that overpriced place-
I have to laugh at queen Hillary
When she tries to look benign-
She likely has a devil’s mark
Tattooed somewhere as her sign
Her likeability numbers are
So low they’re headed south
If that really concerns her
She ought to close her mouth
And not make it so obvious
She’s using the same playbooks
That recommend threatening rivals
And taking donations from crooks
Happy B-Day, Texan. The older we get, the more we stick to benign pleasures.
Happy Birthday!