Maybe she should have stomped the spider instead.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
The spiders and snakes may be organizing!
“Some countries don’t have snakes ... like, ummm, the Ireland, and South Africa. So, like, I think we need to work on and such, South Africa and ... and that’s what I think.”
These beaty-pageant contestants aren’t very smart. There are easier ways to get one’s name in the papers. ;)
She’s walking in heels with her foot like that? It must have barely nicked her or it had recently used it vemon on something else. I’ve seen whole legs swell up like watermelons for days after a rattlesnake bite.
Beside the point observation: Isn’t the mere existence of a “Mrs. America” pageant more than a little strange? There doesn’t seem to be much point beyond the obvious “milf” connotations.
The spider was in cahoots with the snake. It was a classic bait and switch variant called the scare and rattle scam.
Where’s Dick Morris when you need him?
As the lyric goes, “I don’t like spiders & snakes; & that ain’t what it takes to love me, you fool, fool.” [Maybe her Volunteer suiter should have tried another angle]
JIM STAFFORD
DAVID BELLAMY
I remember when Mary Lou said, "You wanna walk me home from school?"
Well I said yes I do
She said I don't have to go right home
And I would kinda like to be alone some if you would I said me too
And so we took a stroll and wound up down by the swimming hole
And she said do what you want to do
I got silly and found a frog in the water by a hollow log And I shook it at her and I said, "This frog's for you." She said,
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you
Well I think of that girl from time to time, I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello baby. She say, "Ain't you cool."
Said, "Do you remember when, and would you like to get together again"
She said "I'll see you after school"
I was shy and so for awhile most of my love was touch and smile
So she said, "Come on over here."
I was nervous as you might guess
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear." She said
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you
That’s what Tennessee whiskey’s for.
Dick Morris will come over and suck her foot if need be.
The spider and the snake were working together, I just know it. Mwahahahaha.
This story missed the part about being saved by Mrs. Idaho . Boy , your senator does one little thing and ....
Who saved Mrs. Tennessee?
Idaho, Alaska.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295233,00.html
Mrs. Tennessee America Bitten by Rattlesnake, Saved by Mrs. Idaho