Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says (fascinating study)

Telegraph UK ^ | 8/25/07 | staff

[teddyballgame]

Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.

Jessica Alba's waist:hip ratio gives her a sexy walk

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

[Charles Martel]

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

This reminds me of a book I once saw at B. Dalton in the early '80s: "A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown".

[angcat]

Well I read on a really sleazy blog called “on the DL” it is a bunch of baseball groupies. Don’t hold it against me because I read the smut. But she has STD from a rapper called 50 cents? I don’t know if it is true I’m a just being catty!

[teddyballgame]

In the words of Ron Burgandy, she has a world-class heiny.

[stm]

I wonder how much Federal grant money was squandered on this little worthless tidbit of information.

[kinoxi]

This definitely warrants further study. Can you imagine the looks from the guys across the hall who got stuck studying cow farts.

[Yo-Yo]

An I-Can’t-Believe-This-Wasn’t-Posted-By-Pissant ping.

[L98Fiero]

Finally! A published study that has some merit! Wouldn’t mind getting in on that research. “Honey, it’s for the sake of SCIENCE.” ;)

[evets]

[taxed2death]

She looked better when she first popped on to the scene....before she got a Hollywood nose.....and went on the Hollywood toothpick diet....she’s still cute, but could use a few cheeseburgers.

[SJSAMPLE]

Not everybody likes women, I guess.

[Lee'sGhost]

I seriously doubt it, but I could be wrong.

[bill1952]

Thank God for these Ivory tower pinheads. - Without this type of important research going on daily at the hallowed halls of higher academia, we would be lost, but I see that we have nothing to worry about at.

They will solve all of our problems for us.

[blitzgig]

Ah, a study I can sink my teeth into.

[paddles]

Why are the Cambridge folks studying this? I though they all used a “wide stance” over there.

[Liberty Valance]

Nice guns too ...

[Lee'sGhost]

You know, I think people who are in a vocation that would actually lead to studying cow farts — are people who probably wouldn’t understand the point you are making.

[reagan_fanatic]

That reminds me - I forgot to pick-up hot-crossed buns at the supermarket last night.

[Jo Nuvark]

Who is this person?
Never heard of her.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Gratuitous picture by Lancey Howard ping.

[teddyballgame]

“She looked better when she first popped on to the scene....before she got a Hollywood nose.....and went on the Hollywood toothpick diet....she’s still cute, but could use a few cheeseburgers.”

Boy, you got some high standards.