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Kenyan Monkeys Make 'Lewd Signs' At Women
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 8-24-2007 | Nick Wadhams

Posted on 08/24/2007 5:59:34 PM PDT by blam

Kenyan monkeys make 'lewd signs' at women

By Nick Wadhams in Nairobi
Last Updated: 3:10pm BST 24/08/2007

A troop of monkeys has been making "lewd signs" at women and children trying to harvest crops south of Nairobi, and the farmers feel so harassed that Kenya’s Wildlife Service is sending in animal-control teams to confront the animals.

The creatures apparently have no respect for women

The monkeys in the Kabete area even earned a mention in parliament last month when the local MP Paul Muite said his constituents feared the monkeys would sexually harass them.

"Can the minister deploy game rangers in Karai location in Kabete to deal with the monkey menace?" he asked the tourism and wildlife minister, Morris Dzoro, to laughs in the chamber.

"These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."

Gichuki Kabukuru, a spokesman for Kenya Wildlife Service, said it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.

"That is quite true. I will not be able to give you a scientific explanation but it has been observed in the past," he said. "Even in our camps, when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."

The monkeys reportedly appear at dawn. They are attracted to crops that are much easier to find than the berries and fruits they must scavenge for in the forest.

According to locals, the animals have become so aggressive that women have taken to dressing up like men, wearing trousers and long-sleeve shirts.

The animals steal so much food that there has even been a food shortage.

Mr Kabukuru said the agency had deployed its problem animal unit to the area and was still deciding what to do. Kabete is a heavily forested area and is crowded with monkeys.

"This is left to the people on the ground and I am aware that they are doing something," he said. "Sometimes if you kill or capture one the rest will disappear into the forest."


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: africa; kenya; lewd; monkey; monkeys; monkeyshines; postedseveraltimes; signs
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1 posted on 08/24/2007 5:59:37 PM PDT by blam
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They need to send the monkeys to “sensitivity training”?


2 posted on 08/24/2007 6:03:11 PM PDT by traditional1
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I know where to send Mike Vick for punishment. Him and his 50 pit bulls.


3 posted on 08/24/2007 6:03:45 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: martin_fierro

Lewd monkeys?


4 posted on 08/24/2007 6:04:06 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right.)
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To: dynachrome
Filthy minkeys.

 

5 posted on 08/24/2007 6:07:12 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

I received a bimp on the head from one of those filthy minkeys!


6 posted on 08/24/2007 6:08:06 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right.)
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To: blam; Millee; carlr; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; StephenTX; wallcrawlr; Auntbee; Shimmer128; ...
Re: ...it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.

Hey, if Bill Clinton can do it... who are we to complain?

Yeah, like you need... a /sarcasm post to realize I'm bring facetious

7 posted on 08/24/2007 6:10:54 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: blam
Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

By Juliet Njeri
BBC News, Nachu, central Kenya

Monkeys destroyed this scarecrow, according to villagers

A troop of vervet monkeys is giving Kenyan villagers long days and sleepless nights, destroying crops and causing a food crisis.

Earlier this month, local MP Paul Muite urged the Kenyan Wildlife Service to help contain their aggressive behaviour.

But Mr Muite caused laughter when he told parliament that the monkeys had taken to harassing and mocking women in a village.

But this is exactly what the women in the village of Nachu, just south-west of Kikuyu, are complaining about.

Sexual harassment

They estimate there are close to 300 monkeys invading the farms at dawn. They eat the village's maize, potatoes, beans and other crops.

And because women are primarily responsible for the farms, they have borne the brunt of the problem, as they try to guard their crops.

They say the monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, and the bolder ones throw stones and chase the women from their farms.

Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say.

"When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website

"But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."

In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.

This monkey scarer is armed with small rocks

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

The Kenyan Wildlife Service told the BBC that it was not unusual for monkeys to harass women and be less afraid of them than men, but they had not heard of monkeys in Kenya making sexually explicit gestures as a form of communication to humans.

The predominantly farming community is now having to receive famine relief food.

The residents report that the monkeys have killed livestock and guard dogs, which has also left the villagers living in fear, especially for the safety of their babies and children.

All the villagers' attempts to control the monkeys have failed - the monkeys evade traps, have lookouts to warn the others of impending attacks and snub poisoned food put out by the residents.

"The troop has scouts which keep a lookout from a vantage point, and when they see us coming, they give warning signals to the ones in the farms to get away," said another area resident, Jacinta Wandaga.

'Monkey squad'

The town has been warned by the Kenya Wildlife Service not to harm or kill any of the monkeys, as it is a criminal offence.

The monkey squad are not very good at scaring away the monkeys

Running out of options, residents are harvesting their crops early in an attempt to salvage what they can of this year's crop.

Unfortunately, this only invites the monkeys to break into their homes and steal the harvested crops out of their granaries.

Even the formation of a "monkey squad" to keep track of the monkeys' movements and keep them out has failed.

The area is simply too large for the few volunteers to cover, they say.

Some residents have lost hope and abandoned their homes and farms, but those who have stayed behind, like 80-year-old James Ndungu, are making a desperate plea for assistance.

"For God's sake, the government should take pity on us and move these monkeys away because we do not want to abandon our farms," he said.

"I beg you, please come and take these animals away from here so that we can farm in peace."

8 posted on 08/24/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by blam (Secure the border and enforce the law)
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Oh just shoot the damn things!


9 posted on 08/24/2007 6:11:23 PM PDT by 43north (I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
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10 posted on 08/24/2007 6:14:03 PM PDT by ricks_place
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The residents report that the monkeys have killed livestock and guard dogs, which has also left the villagers living in fear, especially for the safety of their babies and children.


Sounds like their guard dogs aren’t very tough. Are they in the market for some unwanted pitbulls?


11 posted on 08/24/2007 6:14:27 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: blam
Monkeys in outer space...
12 posted on 08/24/2007 6:14:31 PM PDT by pcottraux (Fred Thompson pronounces it "P. Coe-troe"...in 2008.)
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To: traditional1

Barry.


13 posted on 08/24/2007 6:14:54 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: blam
The Oakland Raiders fans on safari? Go KC.
14 posted on 08/24/2007 6:16:45 PM PDT by 359Henrie (We need Gen. Curtis Le May, Liberals give us Gen. Wesley Clark.)
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To: 43north
The town has been warned by the Kenya Wildlife Service not to harm or kill any of the monkeys, as it is a criminal offence

Another rousing success of the animal rights movement. Save monkeys, hurt actual people.

15 posted on 08/24/2007 6:18:03 PM PDT by garbanzo (Government is not the solution to our problems. Government is the problem.)
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16 posted on 08/24/2007 6:20:20 PM PDT by racnpartsales4u ("His sex organs took the heaviest blow," an unidentified nurse told the newspaper.)
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How do we know they weren’t flashing gang signals?


17 posted on 08/24/2007 6:23:13 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (Global warming? Hell, in Texas, we just call that "summer".)
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To: ricks_place

BAD MONKEY!!!!

18 posted on 08/24/2007 6:23:24 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: blam

Sounds like those monkeys need a good spanking.


19 posted on 08/24/2007 6:24:04 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: blam

They’re just going to have to quit letting BJ into the country.


20 posted on 08/24/2007 6:29:30 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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