[Lucky9teen]

Official Friday Silliness Thread

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What One-Liner is your favorite?

1. "I'll be back."  Play clip: (11 k)

2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Play clip: (42 k)

3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"  Play clip: (127 k)

4. "Hasta la vista, baby." Play clip: (28 k)

5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!" Play clip: (92 k)

6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." Play clip: (50 k)

7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond." Play clip: (19 k)

8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." Play clip: (204 k)

9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Play clip: (76 k)

10. "Fuh-get about it!" Play clip: (65 k)

Who is your favorite Action Hero?

    

 

 

         

[CholeraJoe]

Of your examples, it’s gotta be Willis as McClain. “Yippee, Kay Ay, M#2her F8^k%r!” The Aircraft Commanders in my helicopter squadron always said that on the command net, right after we were cleared for take off for a rescue mission.

[theDentist]

1 Clint Eastwood
2 Bruce Willis
3 Sly Stallone

[shbox]

Well I am appalled....

You have heroes posted and don’t have a picture of my hero all throughout highschool...Rambo!

[shbox]

Ron Jeremy

[StarCMC]

I’m in. Gotta think about my fave. The one I use the most is from “Amadeaus” — “Well...there it is!”

[Sax]

[fredhead]

You left one out, even though he isn't 80's, he's timeless

[tomkow6]

[JRios1968]

Who is your favorite Action Hero?

Unfair question...only Chuck Norris is capable of locating and applying a roundhouse kick to anyone who votes against him...

As for my favorite one-liner from the movies...

[tomkow6]

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be a thousand dollars in it.

He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new CORVETTE Z07.

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.

"What are the three tests?"

"Pay first, those are the rules," says the bartender.

So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says, " Here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink that entire liter of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once .... and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second, Th ere's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm.

You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,

"Where ez zat tequila?"

He grabs the litre with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.

Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then . . silence.

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.

"Now," he says...
"Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

[Lady Jag]

RELATIVITY SMACKDOWN

[Allegra]

Who is your favorite Action Hero?

Oh, baby!