Posted on 08/24/2007 5:31:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Action Heroes - One Liners
The 1980s were the golden age of the one-liner, with the films of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood, and the ascension of such screenwriters as Steven E. de Souza and Shane Black, who penned many of the decade's high-concept action and buddy movies (Die Hard, Commando, and Lethal Weapon chief among them). Yet, like many action film conventions, the one-liner has roots in other genres. In the landmark Western The Searchers (1956), John Wayne growled, "That'll be the day," prompting Buddy Holly to immortalize the catchphrase in a hit single the following year. And not only did the James Bond franchise give us "Bond—James Bond," but lines such as "Shocking! Positively shocking!"; "He had to fly"; and "He got the boot" prove that Bond also gave action films their penchant for punning. Throughout the series, Bond's cheeky dialogue defuses the emotion of a given scene, just as the one-liner does throughout the action genre.
Such glibness lays bare the action hero's core reticence. "I ain't got time to bleed," insists Predator's Jesse Ventura, who would repurpose the line for the title of his book, "I Ain't Got Time To Bleed: Reworking the Body Politic From the Bottom Up". Less quoted but even more germane is the declaration by Road House's Patrick Swayze, "Pain don't hurt." A contradiction, yes, but one that defines both the action hero and, more literally, one of the genre's most iconic roles: the title character of The Terminator.
That 1984 movie inaugurated Arnold Schwarzenegger's signature, "I'll be back." In this case, the one-liner is funny only in hindsight, as the cyborg comes right back, fully armed and with a pickup-truck-of-mass-destruction to boot. Reversing the typical action-sequence structure, the quip is the set-up, the violence is the punch line. There is nothing especially remarkable about "I'll be back" (it is not, after all, Cobra's "You're the disease, and I'm the cure," a line noted by the press six months before the film's 1986 opening). Even so, "I'll be back" distills the action movie's ritualistic appeal. The pleasure of hearing it said from movie to movie is the same as hearing a story told time after time.
Many one-liners are bad, if treasured, puns (Arnold put his stamp on "You're fired" long before Donald did). Others display a wit that we might grudgingly concede ("Barbeque, huh? How do you like your ribs?"). The one-liner is also remarkably versatile. It spans the grandiose ("I'm going to show you God does exist"; "I'm your worst nightmare") to the minimalist ("Get off my plane"; "Whoah"). It ranges from the functional ("Dead or alive, you're coming with me") to the iconic ("Go ahead … make my day"). And while some are uninspired ("It's time to die"), others are absurd ("I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass—and I'm all out of bubble gum"), self-referential ("No sequel for you"), and sardonic ("Go ahead … I don't shop here").
Most one-liners articulate the hero's self-regard (or in Harry Callahan's case, regard for his .44 Magnum), and why shouldn't they? The action genre is primarily an exercise in hero-worship.
"Yippee Ki Yay Mother F***er!!"
~ John McClane
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What One-Liner is your favorite? 
1. "I'll be back." Play clip: 
(11 k) 2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Play clip: (42 k) 3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)" Play clip: (127 k) 4. "Hasta la vista, baby." Play clip: (28 k) 5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!" Play clip: (92 k) 6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." Play clip: (50 k) 7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond." Play clip: (19 k) 8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." Play clip: (204 k) 9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Play clip: (76 k) 10. "Fuh-get about it!" Play clip: (65 k)
Who is your favorite Action Hero?
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Of your examples, it’s gotta be Willis as McClain. “Yippee, Kay Ay, M#2her F8^k%r!” The Aircraft Commanders in my helicopter squadron always said that on the command net, right after we were cleared for take off for a rescue mission.
Top 10?
Well I am appalled....
You have heroes posted and don’t have a picture of my hero all throughout highschool...Rambo!
“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
Ron Jeremy
Lighten up Francis.
Here's a great quiz, very addicting.
I can’t say ‘Ron’s co-stars’ are my heroes because that would imply that I am envious of them. EWWW!!!!
OK, OK, you’re right.
(How did I “screw” that one up?)
I’m in. Gotta think about my fave. The one I use the most is from “Amadeaus” — “Well...there it is!”
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