Can't beat romance... Ain't love grand????
To: Aussie Dasher
“Come on baby light my fire
Try to set the night on fire!”
The Doors..
2 posted on
08/17/2007 10:51:28 PM PDT by
Wil H
(Islam translates to "submission", not "peace" - you can figure out the rest.)
To: Aussie Dasher
A TEENAGE couple having sex for the first time were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl's attic bedroom and forced them to flee naked from her parents' house, German daily Bild reported today. If you Bild it they wi... naaah.
To: Aussie Dasher
The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
That is not really very fair.
But I am sure it sold a lot of papers.
Obviously they failed to consumate their intent, which probably is a message from some superior being or other from somehwere.
Perhaps marriage might be advisable for the two, if they are suited to one another.
6 posted on
08/17/2007 11:04:24 PM PDT by
Candor7
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Baghdad_(1258))
To: Aussie Dasher; aculeus; Charles Henrickson; dead; dighton; Lazamataz; mikrofon; Petronski; ...
pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic.
To: Aussie Dasher
“I fear no fire,” as Siegfried said in hot pursuit.
8 posted on
08/17/2007 11:07:42 PM PDT by
dighton
To: Aussie Dasher
Talk about ruining the moment!
14 posted on
08/18/2007 4:37:33 AM PDT by
SIDENET
(More fun than a beer left in the freezer.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Which do you think we'll get first: limerick or haiku?
To: Aussie Dasher
I wonder if they were playing the tune, "Burning Down The House," while copulating. I forget who sings that.
5.56mm
16 posted on
08/18/2007 6:41:04 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: Aussie Dasher
Do you smoke after sex?
I don’t know, I never looked.
18 posted on
08/18/2007 6:44:48 AM PDT by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
To: Aussie Dasher
Was it interruptus or not-us?
24 posted on
08/18/2007 7:09:10 AM PDT by
bannie
(The Good Guys cannot win when they're the only ones playing by the rules.)
To: Aussie Dasher
How nice to know that if you’re in the shower or something and a fire starts, the newspaper will print a picture of you naked. It seems awfully cruel, considering that the couple probably felt stupid enough and were in enough trouble for what they did and for having caused the fire. Is there no respect anymore for people’s modesty and dignity?
27 posted on
08/18/2007 7:37:40 AM PDT by
Nea Wood
(I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
To: Aussie Dasher
A bunch of first time pikers! Everybody knows that for romance, you need these:
LED Tea Candles! Switch them on and off, and you won't set anything on fire.
Mark
31 posted on
08/18/2007 9:19:27 AM PDT by
MarkL
(Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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