[Lucky9teen]

Been a little busy at the computer lately.........?

 

[Lucky9teen]

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Official Friday Silliness Thread

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[absolootezer0]

wo0t!

[StarCMC]

Oh THANK GOD it's really, really, REALLY Friday! :-D

[r-q-tek86]

Top 10?

[Auntbee]

Good morning and happy Friday!!

[llevrok]

Years ago, when Wang Labs had the lion's share of the office word processing business, I used to giggle when I heard peaple say, "The Wang is down!".

I also laughed when people would ask for a 9 inch floppy.

[G8 Diplomat]

My favorite "looks like it came from a computer but didn't" picture...

[JimWforBush]

Woo Hoo Top 1000!!!!

[nuke rocketeer]

[tomkow6]

[martin_fierro]

Actual error messages I have received:

[sappy]

I like the picture of the comb in all that mess. As if. LOL

[Sonora]

Two Nuns are stuck in a traffic jam, waiting for the lights to change, when a vampire lands on the windshield.

“Oh sister what shall we do” the younger nun said.

“Don’t panic” said the older nun. “Simply show it your cross”.

The younger nun opened the window and shouted “[censored] OFF YOU TOOTHY LITTLE BASTARD”.
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[synbad600]

All thats missing is the overflowing ashtray!

[lilylangtree]

When you have an “I hate My Job” day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock the doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer: carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested.” Now, close you eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I’m so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the a** than yours........

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ARE YOU A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER?
BY LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A PERSON YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF HE IS A PROGRAM LANGUAGE INVENTOR OR A SERIAL KILLER.

Remember, there’s a fine line between computer geek and serial killer.....

See http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

[JJR RNCH]

New conversion factors.

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 Bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

11. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

12. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

13. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird

14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

15. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

16. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

17. 10 rations = 1 decoration

18. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

19. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

20. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision!

[CougarGA7]

[yorkie]

A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm. Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed... He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on... They knew it was wrong... Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera...... . . . . .

[girlscout]

[girlscout]