****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/ ^

[Lucky9teen]

 

Computer Problem Report Form

1. Describe your problem: ____________________________________________________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________

4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________

17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ____________________________________________

l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in? _______________________________________________________

l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__

21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
~ Marilyn Pittman

 

[LongElegantLegs]

Yep, we’re all fine here, no rain; Has Dean hit yet?

[CougarGA7]

Lol. As us Software Engineers like to say. PICNIC.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

[dragonblustar]

Wow, that sounds yummie. I’m jealous. Where I live, there’s not many places to go for good food. I try to cook some of the things I like at home but I’m still lacking in certain areas, like making good egg rolls and such.

[Pan_Yan]

That's not a computer. Its a mock up of 'Maneuvering' the control room for a submarine nuclear power plant. The panel on the left is the steam plant control panel, the middle one is the reactor plant control panel and the right one is the electrical control panel.
This hoax has been circulating for years.

[Maximus of Texas]

No, it fizzled out.

[Steelerfan]

Glad you are ok, but when I say the thread back up again, I thought we were having a repeat of the Friday thread posted on Thursday, except now on Tuesday thing. All of which made my head hurt.

Time to go get coffee . . .