1 posted on
08/16/2007 1:37:51 PM PDT by
xjcsa
To: xjcsa
"I told my son I'm going to bronze those flip-flops," she said. "I swear."Thus ruining their insulating properties. Duh.
2 posted on
08/16/2007 1:39:05 PM PDT by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: xjcsa
John Kerry saved someone?
3 posted on
08/16/2007 1:40:15 PM PDT by
ladtx
("You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." Will Rogers)
To: xjcsa
my mom always had us put on our sneakers inside the house during thunderstorms. Some say it’s an old wives tale...
4 posted on
08/16/2007 1:41:06 PM PDT by
RDTF
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but Democrats believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: xjcsa
I think I’d keep my flip flops rubberized just in case.
Her toaster is toast!
5 posted on
08/16/2007 1:42:07 PM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: xjcsa
Lucky crackpot.
I guess she’s lucky that she selected the flip-flops that are dielectric insulators good for 50,000 volt airborne electrical discharges.
6 posted on
08/16/2007 1:43:21 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: xjcsa
Didja hear about the guy who got struck by lightning in the foot?
It welded his zipper together.
7 posted on
08/16/2007 1:43:54 PM PDT by
HIDEK6
To: xjcsa
Oops. I meant 100 million volts.
9 posted on
08/16/2007 1:44:27 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: xjcsa
“I felt the earth move under my feet,”
She out to write a song about her experience.
10 posted on
08/16/2007 1:44:39 PM PDT by
CarryingOn
(Spread the message every day, like your life depended on it.)
To: xjcsa
...sending a jolt of electricity through her body. She believes the rubber in her flip-flops kept her insulated from the strike.
Does anyone else see the contradiction here?
13 posted on
08/16/2007 1:46:10 PM PDT by
CougarGA7
(It's up to us to keep it all from unraveling)
To: xjcsa
Wasn’t there a woman a year or two ago who was struck by lightning, but her insulated footwear prevented the charge from exiting through her legs? The bolt instead left through her, um, hind parts, so it was painful, but not fatal.
17 posted on
08/18/2007 8:54:51 PM PDT by
MikeD
(We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
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